Longest title ever? - The Positively True Adventures of the Alleged Texas Cheerleader-Murdering Mom (1993) Discussion

[–] bim_2602 18 years ago

This title has eleven words. Narnia has tied the amount of words in a movie. Count them:

"The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe".

However, as far as I know, the longest movie title is this one:

"Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex, but Were Afraid to Ask"

It is a movie by Woody Allen.

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[–] plasticwares 17 years ago

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
"ESOFSM" for short. Catchy!

oh, and
The Personal History, Adventures, Experience, and Observation of David Copperfield, the Younger
TPHAEAOODCTY
sounds like a horrible disease.

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[–] rashamc 17 years ago

The Mysterious Yearning Secretive Sad Lonely Troubled Confused Loving Musical Gifted Intelligent Beautiful Tender Sensitive Haunted Passionate Talented Mr. Ripley

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[–] rashamc 17 years ago

Only you would know the title to a crappy movie....J/k ;)

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[–] Can_a_bitch_get_a_donut 17 years ago

I can't beat WeirdoKid's title but there are a few other longer ones, like

Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

and

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

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We come into the world naked, screaming and covered in blood. Why should the fun end there?

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[–] amber_jdo 17 years ago

I've got all ya'll beat. There's this "little" British film from 1967. The "short" title is Marat/Sade, however, the complete title is:

The Persecution and Assassination of Jean-Paul Marat as Performed by the Inmates of the Asylum at Charenton Under the Direction of the Marquis de Sade.

(By the way, it's a great film).

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[–] Can_a_bitch_get_a_donut 17 years ago

You've got us all beat? That certainly does not beat "Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead Part 2: In Shocking 2-D."

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We come into the world naked, screaming and covered in blood. Why should the fun end there?

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[–] Hopefoot 17 years ago

The last entry has got it all beat, but my favorite long title is:

Went to Coney Island on a Mission from God: Be Back by Five

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[–] tbirdman-1 16 years ago

"The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford"
The Brad Pitt movie that got very limited release last
year and now on dvd. It's got 10 words in the title and
most likely the latest film with the longest title!

LorenzoSunnyFlorida

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[–] miriamwebster 15 years ago

Not even close:

Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?

The Persecution and Assassination of Jean-Paul Marat as Performed by the Inmates of the Asylum at Charenton Under the Direction of the Marquis de Sade

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies

Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines or How I Flew from London to Paris in 25 hours 11 minutes

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[–] Hopefoot 15 years ago

That's awesome. :)

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[–] sabinadream 15 years ago

Anyone know other good cheerleading movie titles? or cheerleading movies in general

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[–] LovesBabes1 11 years ago

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?

from 1962

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[–] VanWhack 11 years ago

"Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Crawling, Zombified Living Dead Part 2: In Shocking 2-D" - I believe this is the longest official English-language title for a film in existence...

I'm not saying I don't trust you, and I'm not saying that I do, but I don't.

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[–] lynda618 11 years ago

"I Could Never Have Sex With Any Man Who Has So Little Regard For My Husband."

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070204/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

Maybe not the longest, but surely one of the funniest!

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[–] RCeditor 11 years ago

"Another Demonstration of the Cliff-Guibert Fire Hose Reel, Showing a Young Girl Coming from an Office, Detaching Hose, Running with It 60 Feet, and Playing a Stream, All Inside of 30 Second"

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[–] TVmovieViewer 10 years ago

I'm surprised nobody's mentioned these 2:

Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Mamma's Hung You in the Closet and I'm Feelin' So Sad (1967)

Who Is Harry Kellerman and Why Is He Saying Those Terrible Things About Me? (1971)

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[–] Bitterblogger 10 years ago

Two more:

Swept Away . . . by an Unusual Destiny in the Blue Sea of August(the Wertmuller masterpiece, of course. Not to be confused with the inferior Madonna remake.)

Dr. Stranglove, or, How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.

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