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Groping as the new way to court ladies


I didn't realise this is a way to pick up chicks now. I tried it the other day and it worked perfectly. I paid this super artistic chick to paint the walls in my house ... and I groped her while she did it. It might not have worked, but I remembered to put classical music on to make it a classy courtship. Trust this film - it really works!

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LOL, "new way"...do you know when the film takes place? Is retardation your thing?


It's one thing to realize that this film is creepy and not appreciate how that's relevant to the story...but to simply not realize that it's creepy and to make a lame joke...that was FLABULOUS.


OOOOH...see what I did?!

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I ... I don't know what to say ... feel so ashamed

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Classic thread:

Step 1: Someone with an offbeat sense of humor makes a hilarious post.

Step 2: Someone with no sense of humor goes ballistic.

Step 3: I am hugely entertained.

QED


I cried because I had no shoes üntil I met a man with no sole. ~ Ancient Disco Proverb

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Humour is subjective. What he said wasn't really funny to me either.

A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts!

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True. But you didn't go ballistic over it.


It should be against the law to use "LOL" unless you really did LOL!

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lol true!

A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts!

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But it was corny?

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Are you kidding? Every woman likes a good grope. No need to be an artsy woman.

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Ah, but it all depends on who is going the groping.

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I tried using dog chains wrapped around the penis then yanking as hard as I chose~ trust me this works.

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Keep doing it and it won't work for much longer.

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Now THAT really did make me LOL!!!

An independent mind is difficult to enslave.

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Can't believe I missed this comment, which now makes this reply long overdue. Especially since it made me hot tea onto my lap

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I know... :(
How on earth did I not see this all the way back then, it is now giving me the creeps. Now if only it were one of those "in those days" excuses... ok, but this *beep* is still going on today :(

***So I've seen 4 movies/wk in theatre for a 1/4 century, call me crazy?**

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you must be a rich guy, it usually works if you're rich






so many movies, so little time

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