10 Reasons Why This Movie Is Awesome
1.) Van Damme
2.) The one-liners, including such gems as "Three strikes, you're out!", "I'm the parking attendant and your bothering my customers", and, of course, "Au revoir, *beep*
3.) Clydie's boobs.
4.) The cinematography.
5.) Ted Levine as Mr. Dunston. This guy did an amazing job.
6.) Little kids making blunt, situationally uncomfortable statements, especially at the dinner table.
7.) The boy asks Sam if he's a bad guy, and Sam lays his gun down on top of a nudie magazine.
8.) Tractor-pull brawl.
9.) Steven Seagal plot, Van Damme execution.
10.) The bike-hop. Legendary.