Vulgar Fools
It's fifteen minutes into the movie and I already hate the leading man and woman. It got through the part where the neighbor snuck in during the night, petted the dog and peeked at the wedding pictures.
First, Mary and John break and enter into a random house they see driving by. If this wasn't a movie, no one would think it's cute. They have the nerve to snoop around until they are on the 2nd level where they find an old bed in the master bedroom. So of course they do the logical thing of starting to make out. If Dr. Myron Hatch hadn't walked in on them, looked like they were going all the way. What the hell is wrong with those people? Don't they have a teensy bit of self control?
Second, after seeing how easy it is to get into the house, they didn't bother to change the locks. You'd think the fact that both they and their neighbor got in so easily would have encouraged them to do something about locks between the time they bid on the house and when they unloaded all their junk.
Wonder what other stupid head stuff the couple plans to do next. That Dr. Myron Hatch dude is plenty creepy. I hope the bad guy/s get them by the end.
Gawd they are annoying....
Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not.