1. Leprechauns can go 10 years without eating
2. When Ozzie calls the police they don't take him seriously
3. The only way to get away from a Leprechaun is when he powers is weak
4. Leprechauns love playing hide and seek
5. Before determing if their gold is legitimate, a Leprechaun must listen to it, look at it, smell it, and taste it
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6. It's not New Mexico, it's North Dakota
7. It's the 90s. Women are treated equally
8. Bullets won't stop him. He'll keep coming back!
9. She's not afraid. Give her a crowbar, she'll bust it open herself
10. Four leaf clovers create spotlights on themselves when found
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17. Leprechaun's gold coins aren't made of chocolate.
18. The only thing that distracts a Leprechaun is shinning shoes.
19. Tory (Aniston)knows what it feels like to have a man caress her leg.
20. Leprechaun's don't know how to roller skate.
21. There really is gold at the end of a rainbow.
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23. If you buy an old house please be beware that no Leprechaun lives there.
24. A good place to hide gold 10 years is an old truck somewhere in the woods.
25. You will always find a Coin Expert if you need one.
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by - coolk1970 on Tue Apr 20 2010 18:22:58
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2. When Ozzie calls the police they don't take him seriously
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No, when ANYONE would have given Ozzie's story,
no policeman would have believed it.
32. Don't stand too close to the kitchen drawers. You'll get your dick pinched.
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34. Vegetarians that wear shoes made of leather are hypocrites.
35. Sitting on the ground looking for four leafed clovers is childish.
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36. Cops have no obligation to check out all emergencies reported. It's acceptable for police to ignore calls for help because the caller sounds mentally slow and his story sounds implausible.
Also, If a person ringing the police sounds stressed and irrational, it's best to ignore them and let them carry on with what they're doing.
37. Little girls shouldn't pick 4 leaf clover!
38. Nursing home security is surprisingly lax.
39. Nursing homes also lack patients and nurses- they're pretty well stocked on empty wheelchairs, creepy corridors, and strange lighting though.
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