Favorite Line


"You look good with a gun Brian"! That line was so freaking funny and the one that made me pee my pants was after Adell lets "Peaches escape, she says to her ...."call me! LOL

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I know he's not my father ya ijit

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by - heatherlovesdefleppard on Sun Apr 3 2011 19:44:26
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"Elvis, get off him" hehehe

& when Early says "stinkin' b!tch" and then makes that strange sound. & another time when he is talking about the hairy woman.



I laughed out loud when Early called his parole officer [i]"A peg-armed piece of *beep*

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"Shave that dog n' teach it ta hunt!"

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I liked the part where Early is in the bar and says "This ain't Lucky Lager" just before he pummels that guy with it.

Then at the end, he's taunting Brian about his earlier questions: "Don't you want to ask me any questions, Bri? Do I feel superior? Do I feel powerful?" His delivery was just perfect.

His constant snort was also kind of funny.

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OMG! I agree...."this aint Lucky Lauger" is my absolute fav.

A few other goldies.........

"I count one....count two...count three four...nothin' there"

"By God Bri, I'm uglier than you are" and "reebs..beer spelled backwards"

"Is this *beep* beer??"

"You gotta hold it soft; like ur pecker"

AND my fav from Adele

"Youre mean Early!!! You are mean!"

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Earleeeeeee!




Are these beds made out of bombs?

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I literally laughed out loud to, "You ought'a shave that dog and teach it to hunt!"

"The hideousness of that foot will haunt my dreams forever."

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(also agree with "Are these beds made out of bombs?" Despicable Me)


I love DM and just about anything Edith says because she is my favorite character. Too cute!




I will blow that ugly right off your face!

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Early commenting on the food near the end... "Tastes like butt." Perfectly delivered...makes me laugh every time.

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I need to incorporate that line into real life at some point.

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"you see that? That women is butt uuugly!"

If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0

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ha ha yeah when he comes out the motel, for absolutely no reason is that, so damn funny !!!!!

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That’s Early’s way of saying ‘lovely weather this morning’

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