Spielberg,to relieve the tension, offers many humorous lines; mostly by Goldblum. My favorite is, When you gotta go, you gotta go. What are some other facorite lines of humor?
shareMalcolm "you will remember to wash your hands before you eat anything?"
shareAfter Malcom, Ellie, and Muldoon are chased (in the jeep) by the Rex:
Malcom: "I wonder if they'll have that on the tour."
I have been posting with a few people on Soapbox for years who constantly quote this movie, lol. This line, and Clever Girl are favorites, as well as some from Lost.
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"That is one big pile of sh*t!" That was a nice one. Laughed so hard the first time I saw it tears were in my eyes and my stomach had knots. Damn man. Every time I watch it since I still laugh hard. Slam dunked that one. To look at it, he called it like it is. I mean, "Damn it was a big pile of sh*t."
"Must Go Faster" was nice too. Absolutely, Where's another 300 ponies when you need them? JG's character David used this one 3 years later again to encourage Steve (Will Smith) to haul some serious ass out of the mothership in ID4.
Jeff Goldblum actually reprised the "must go faster" line in Independence Day, when he and Will Smith are escaping from the alien mother ship.
shareYou sure are easily amused if that one mildly amusing line had you in stitches.
share"Ah ah ah. You didn't say the magic word."
"Please! Goddamnit I hate this hacker crap!"
Its amazing how people hang around message boards of movies they dont like
"I believe there's supposed to be dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour"
"I really hate that man"
Don't put the devil in the picture, cause' the religious groups won't wanna see it.
The lawyer asks John Hammond if the people in the laboratory are robots (animatronics) but he says the wrong word. He asks Mr. Hammond "Is all of this auto-erotica?"
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