To 'Zetes', the 'Profoundly Boring' commentator

Sorry to inform you, but every WESTERN filmmaker you roll-called (especially Godard) has been diagnosed with the 'Look at me' syndrome, and will not be attending the reenactment of the disease in your post. Let me diagram the technique of another profoundly boring director for you: Ozu, and that tired single static sitting-angle shot - talk about a one-trick pony. It takes only a vegetable to sit through any 'molasses' movie, but more to look beyond tricks. Methinks you're not capable.