*lightning strikes the ground*
Herc: Mammamia Zues"
Zeus: We're not doing the Italian version, Pinhead.
Herc: Oh, err, Nice Shot
Zeus: I was aiming for you.
Herc: "Don't worry, I'll rescue you, be there in a minute.... see
.... mmmm black underwear"
Girls: "We should practice for the wet t-shirt competition, wet ya t-shirts girls"
Lydia: "Get your hand of me left tit and put me down"
Herc: No, no, it's ok, I do this sort of thing all the time, I'm always saving virgins"
Lydia: Virgin? Are you kidding me? I've seen more knobs then a locksmith
Herc: No thats ok, I like these things to be a suprise.
Whatshername: Well I could sneak up on you from behind.
Whatshisname: No no, I mean who likes old age creeping up on them?
Herc: So is (wherever it was) far out?
Lydia: Nah, thats it right in front of ya
Gay one: Ok, i'll give you a break, i'll hit you once, then the next one wont connect.... see"
I cant remember the chars names
"What about Hersis?
"Why don't you get a bouncer?"
"He is the bloody bouncer"
"Ohh, are you stuck in that bloody hey stack again"
"You know what you are? you're just a big a poop"
"ohhh, a big poop?"
"Hmmm, thems fighting words"
"I'll fight you on one condition, you lower your nipples"
"Don't worry about us little people, we don't like stickin our noses into other peoples business unless someone puts us up to it"
"oh those *beep* prawns"
"I'm just doing it cause your my only son, and I love ya.... now come here *beep* knuckle.... I want you to know, I used to date her mother, we had a thing a few years back"
Are you saying you could be her father?"
"No son, i'm just braggin'"
"Come here, i'll cut the toes out of your boots"
"I gotta find a new blud, this rubber ones crap"
Chickens: "fock fock fock fock fock aww fock this for a joke.... aww, missed me cue"
"Yawwn, nim nim nim nim nim sometimes I cant beleive how boring I really am"
yawwn, nim nim nim nim nimn sometimes I even bore the *beep* out of my self"
Awwww, DELL, where are you? Nope not under the sheets, aww, nope, not under there, I know, your hiding in that tiny little box again aren't you"
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