Favourite quotes ?


ok what are everyone's favourite quotes ?

i could go on forever on this topic.

Del- "Samson... SAMSON!..
Samson- " I'll be in, in a minuuuuute !"


Testiculi- "I can take you with my feet tied behind my hands mate.."

and

"Look labia someone cut the toes out of me boots, they're stuffed!"

Barmaid- You're dandruff's getting worse isnt it ?
Barman- *beep* off !"

Testiculi- "arent i stil lyou're hunky, funky sex machine?"
Labia- "yeah i spose so"
Stretch - (giggles) sorry, i really wasnt listening.

Barman- "we gotta clean these cups out more often. Look at all the s**t in that! "
Muriel- "come on you Benny Hill show reject!"



love it.. this is my favourite movie ever.. i even named my puppy after my favourite character- Samson ! :)

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probably a paraphrase, been while since my VHS version was watchable.

but

Virgin, are you kidding, I've seen more knobs than a locksmith

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brilliant flick.. too bad it's so bloody hard to find.

anyway..


"Straight up, only Hercules could swim through that sh*t!"

and...

"You told me this would be a porn and prawn night, not a bloody bbq!"

:)

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Two I managed to get

Take your hands off my Labia!

...and tell us all what you like doing with hamsters, a wet-suit and a bathful of custard

There were lots more, so many I just couldn't keep up!

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come on girls get your t shirts wet...

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*lightning strikes the ground*
Herc: Mammamia Zues"
Zeus: We're not doing the Italian version, Pinhead.
Herc: Oh, err, Nice Shot
Zeus: I was aiming for you.

Herc: "Don't worry, I'll rescue you, be there in a minute.... see
.... mmmm black underwear"

Girls: "We should practice for the wet t-shirt competition, wet ya t-shirts girls"

Lydia: "Get your hand of me left tit and put me down"
Herc: No, no, it's ok, I do this sort of thing all the time, I'm always saving virgins"
Lydia: Virgin? Are you kidding me? I've seen more knobs then a locksmith

Herc: No thats ok, I like these things to be a suprise.
Whatshername: Well I could sneak up on you from behind.
Whatshisname: No no, I mean who likes old age creeping up on them?

Herc: So is (wherever it was) far out?
Lydia: Nah, thats it right in front of ya

Gay one: Ok, i'll give you a break, i'll hit you once, then the next one wont connect.... see"

I cant remember the chars names

"What about Hersis?
"Why don't you get a bouncer?"
"He is the bloody bouncer"

"Ohh, are you stuck in that bloody hey stack again"

"You know what you are? you're just a big a poop"
"ohhh, a big poop?"
"Hmmm, thems fighting words"

"I'll fight you on one condition, you lower your nipples"

"Don't worry about us little people, we don't like stickin our noses into other peoples business unless someone puts us up to it"

"oh those *beep* prawns"

"I'm just doing it cause your my only son, and I love ya.... now come here *beep* knuckle.... I want you to know, I used to date her mother, we had a thing a few years back"
Are you saying you could be her father?"
"No son, i'm just braggin'"

"Come here, i'll cut the toes out of your boots"

"I gotta find a new blud, this rubber ones crap"

Chickens: "fock fock fock fock fock aww fock this for a joke.... aww, missed me cue"

"Yawwn, nim nim nim nim nim sometimes I cant beleive how boring I really am"
yawwn, nim nim nim nim nimn sometimes I even bore the *beep* out of my self"

Awwww, DELL, where are you? Nope not under the sheets, aww, nope, not under there, I know, your hiding in that tiny little box again aren't you"

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The line that had me laughing the most:

"They diiidddn't, eveennnn, heeellp"

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Hercules: "Ta da! I'm here!"

Urses: "Oh come on darlin', you won't feel a thing. That's what all my ex-girlfriends have said about me, anyway."

English guy on horse: "We have to ride like the wind to find Samson! You know, ride really fast - I'll show you, weeeeee!"

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"Gee, that Ribena's looking a bit hot"

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lol
"am i really a visitor to vegemite valley"

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What does that man think he's doing with his hands on my labia?

"Badgers? Badgers?? We don't need no stinking badgers!"

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