1. a person can fall out of a 4 story window onto the hood of a car without making a dent
2. you can live for about 800 years and be invincible except for: a) when someone smashes your sceptre or b) when frank shatter hits you with either a roundhouse or side kick
3. when you steal a wallet from a cop with a mili vanili mop head, the best place to hide is hanging off a rooftop gutter
4. There is nothing unusual about a guy on the street assaulting a prostitute with a bunch of people around and cars
5. true sign of a good friend is to hide his money while he is very hungry, and to get him tickets to his favorite teams basketball game and then book a flight for a police investigation on the same night
6. policeman usually drive like maniacs to show others police from other countries that they dont give a f$#% over there
7. after being mugged about two times in arow always put your wallet in your back pocket of your cross color anus chocking jeans so the same kid can steal your wallet again
8. If you have been dead for over 800 plus years it is always good to put lot of jlo blush powder and some maybelline lipstick
9. it is hard to be scared of a man who runs like a penguin running after a block of ice even after he threw you about 60 feet across the room
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*beep* means 'hot shot; top gun' as in "you are a *beep* driver"
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