Balls!


There's a sex scene that has Christopher Lambert's balls in it. First you see it and you're like, "Huh?" And then they show it again and you're like, "Hahaha, Balls!" Christopher Lambert is credited as a production consultant, so you know they were looking over the footage and said, "This scene is missing something. But what?" And Lambert said, "My balls!" See this movie!

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Dude I was watching this movie at like 2:30 in the morning and was seriously like "Did I just see Chris Lambert's balls?" And sure enough, I did.

There can be only two?

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I lol'd

R.O.D the tv...nuff said

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I haven't seen this film for nearly fifteen years, but if I remember correctly in the shot you're describing there's a glorious image of Barbara Crampton's delicious buttocks...

... and you're looking at Christophe Lambert's scrotal sack :D

'What does it matter what you say about people?'
Touch of Evil (Orson Welles, 1958).

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Barbara wasnt in Fortress...

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No, of course not: it was Loryn Locklin, wasn't it. I remember confusing her with Crampton when FORTRESS first came out. Either way, the point still stands ;)

'What does it matter what you say about people?'
Touch of Evil (Orson Welles, 1958).

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http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6621668/balls-the-music-video


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