Here's your Abby, one day walking to the mailbox.

That would have been an INFINITELY more believable movie! 

I. Drink. Your. Milkshake! [slurp!] I DRINK IT UP! - Daniel Plainview - There Will Be Blood

I was thinking he would say diabeetus.

Anticipating the arrival of her Redbook, or Sharper Image catalogue. What does she find instead? An organism, Mitch. An organism that can imitate other life forms, and imitate them perfectly.

I was thinking the exact same thing!