1: We was out of town when that *beep* happened.
2: When buying a car. make sure to take a picture with the guy who sold it to you.
3:Don't Shoot Till You See The Whites
4:The Black man was sensitive long before Alan Alda
5. Dont be smiling because if u smile, muthaf##kaz will think youre soft.
6. Alway hire white managers.
7. dont try to become a gangsta rapper if you went to a prep school.
8. Never let the white people get away with saying the N-word.
9. make sure you remove all your weapons as well as clothing if fighting your fellow homeboy.
10. if you know you didnt sing "come and pet the p*ssy" then dont claim to have sang "come and pet the pu**y."
11. If you are having sex with your girl and if you have a propensity to smiling, then you need to flip it "doggy-style".
12. Slaves were too hot to revolt against their master, but now we got hats.
13. Four spices are better than two spices.
14. Don't trust managers named "Whitey Deluca"
15. When you take that bus, you'll get there.
16. You are not paranoid when you're packing a bazooka
sharethat's some wile e. coyote, acme sh!t
-zft
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Let's just copy and paste the list, to avoid duplication...
1: We was out of town when that *beep* happened.
2: When buying a car. make sure to take a picture with the guy who sold it to you.
3:Don't Shoot Till You See The Whites
4:The Black man was sensitive long before Alan Alda
5. Dont be smiling because if u smile, muthaf##kaz will think youre soft.
6. Alway hire white managers.
7. dont try to become a gangsta rapper if you went to a prep school.
8. Never let the white people get away with saying the N-word.
9. make sure you remove all your weapons as well as clothing if fighting your fellow homeboy.
10. if you know you didnt sing "come and pet the p*ssy" then dont claim to have sang "come and pet the pu**y."
11. If you are having sex with your girl and if you have a propensity to smiling, then you need to flip it "doggy-style".
12. Slaves were too hot to revolt against their master, but now we got hats.
13. Four spices are better than two spices.
14. Don't trust managers named "Whitey Deluca"
15. When you take that bus, you'll get there.
16. You are not paranoid when you're packing a bazooka
17. It ain't that kind of party.
18. Cops woulda shot homeboy but I knew better, he was just chillin'.
and here're mine
19. The second letter of the English alphabet is B. Think about it.
20. *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* y'all
21. They say it's the quiet ones you have to watch out for. and if you notice, I ain't said *beep* for a couple of minutes now.
22. Predictability is the stepson of ingenuity
23. Whitey will rip you off, take your money, make you work for free. Though you may scoff, it isn't funny, he's the devil, see.
24. Putting out an album with fifteen cops with their butts in the air on the cover isn't the def, chill, fresh thing to do.
25. On the political tip, all we sayin' is: We gonna get that ass.
26: FYM by Ice
"you sold my dead bird to a blind kid!"
26a: ASMD, the second part of Ice's 2-volume set.
27: Spike Lee, John Singleton & Matty Rich all ripped off Jike Spingleton's sh*t. He was short before y'all & he had the glasses before y'all did.
1: We was out of town when that *beep* happened.
2: When buying a car. make sure to take a picture with the guy who sold it to you.
3:Don't Shoot Till You See The Whites
4:The Black man was sensitive long before Alan Alda
5. Dont be smiling because if u smile, muthaf##kaz will think youre soft.
6. Alway hire white managers.
7. dont try to become a gangsta rapper if you went to a prep school.
8. Never let the white people get away with saying the N-word.
9. make sure you remove all your weapons as well as clothing if fighting your fellow homeboy.
10. if you know you didnt sing "come and pet the p*ssy" then dont claim to have sang "come and pet the pu**y."
11. If you are having sex with your girl and if you have a propensity to smiling, then you need to flip it "doggy-style".
12. Slaves were too hot to revolt against their master, but now we got hats.
13. Four spices are better than two spices.
14. Don't trust managers named "Whitey Deluca"
15. When you take that bus, you'll get there.
16. You are not paranoid when you're packing a bazooka
17. It ain't that kind of party.
18. Cops woulda shot homeboy but I knew better, he was just chillin'.
19. The second letter of the English alphabet is B. Think about it.
20. *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* y'all
21. They say it's the quiet ones you have to watch out for. and if you notice, I ain't said *beep* for a couple of minutes now.
22. Predictability is the stepson of ingenuity
23. Whitey will rip you off, take your money, make you work for free. Though you may scoff, it isn't funny, he's the devil, see.
24. Putting out an album with fifteen cops with their butts in the air on the cover isn't the def, chill, fresh thing to do.
25. On the political tip, all we sayin' is: We gonna get that ass.
26a: ASMD, the second part of Ice's 2-volume set.
27: Spike Lee, John Singleton & Matty Rich all ripped off Jike Spingleton's sh*t. He was short before y'all & he had the glasses before y'all did.
28. Vanilla Sherbet's parents abandoned him
29. When your peanuts are big and large, they will rock the ladies like El DeBarge
30. Security Guards will pull you over if you wear a "big funny hat."
31. Italian managers aren't white
32. You just "Spray the Area."
33. NWH say *beep* tha security guards, he ain't a cop but he still want to act hard.
34. A gangsta's life ain't fun.
35. I am just like you, you are just like me. We all stand or sit when we pee.
36. Nation of Islam guys will drop yo ass like a bad bean pie if you *beep* up.
The Falcon flies
37. They need their Performance Hats!
38. ...and a bigger room.
39. You can do that whole "rasta" thing...if you wanted to.
40. Do NOT call his choreography no Solid Gold sh!t.
41. You should refer to upper class white people as your "European brother".
42. Lockup's a b!tch.
-Windquake
I hate IMDB's Signature policy...
43. Nigggaz Without Hats is a whole other group of nigggaz
share45: In New York, being human isn't enough to save you from some punk-*ss cab driver.
46: The wrong size shoe will make you very angry.
47: Friesch could have kicked the record company guy's *ss.
48: Gangsta rappers were responsible for the nation's savings and loan scandal.
"White man. No Good."
share50. Political unrest starts (another) system, yea!
51. Planters ain't got no nuts like these.
52. The N-word actually mean Naturally Intelligent Gonna Get (that) Ass, and Ass stands for Another System Started.
53. If a weapon is too heavy for you then you know you have to have it.
54. ReRe is short for Rebecca.
55. It is a universal fact that we all flush it down.
56. If you get shot with a bazooka it only makes you shorter.
57. This is some Wil E Coyote Acme *beep*
share58. He may be a security guard, but that gun will kill you just the same!
59. People call him MC Stammer behind his back because he spits when he talks.
60. They're here to clean up the stage after we tear it up!
61. If you lie down with dogs, you wake up with fleas.
62. There ain't going to be to many more hos up in this *beep*
63. Where's your wallet?
I hate IMDB's Signature policy...
4. After getting shot 22 times, you ain't got not no blood....
65. Booty juice comes straight from the source. And what's the source? An @$$, of course....
66. Santa Claus is coming..... and not necessarily to town.....
67. I used walk around with peanuts in my pants all the time, then they wrote a song about it.
68. Ice Cold's mama ain't gon be no more of them b!tches.....
69. I'm gonna kick yo a$$, cuz mama said kick yo a$$
70. Bush is a d!ckhead. ....
71. Taste-T's weapons are registered with the state.... of siege (hehe)
72. Before becoming a rapper, Taste-T was a "pharmaceutical distributor", but maybe we should edit that sh!t out.....
73. You can't be a hardcore, OG gangsta if you edited the yearbook....
74. Yeah, I hate that *beep* too......