Favorite line

favorite quotes:

ED: "you have to get rid of them uncle Benny".
Uncle Benny: "Well how do I do that?"
ED: "I don't know but be suttle, we don't want to offendid them."
Uncle Benny: "Okay I'll take care of it! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!"

Uncle Benny: "Ed, your mother is in the refriderator."

Uncle Benny: "Ed, I got up this morning, got the newspaper, poured my corn flakes, open the refridgerator, you can well image my surprise when I saw your mother pealing potatoes. I'm having a little trouble dealing with this. So give me just a minute okay."

Ed: "Bugs!!!"
AJ: "No Ed, not bugs! Life!"

AJ:"Throw out the dead bugs, they won't do her any good. Unless of course she wants a snack"
Robert: "This is freaking coffee, you said tea!"

Happy People Corperation theme song: "Happy people live forever, happy people never die, Happy live forever, people just you and I. Other people seem to suffer, other people seem to cry, other people find another place to go and then they die. Happy people live forever, happy people never die, Happy live forever, people just you and I."

mine was when Ned Beatty said this was a k*dak moment
many great ones and very funny

In my opinion, it has to be...

Ed: "Mother, I'm home!"
*Ed sees Mother lying on floor, rushes over.*
Ed: "My god... Uncle Benny?! Uncle benny what happened?"
*He is laying on the couch.*
Benny: "She just collapsed."
Ed: "What are we going to do?"
*Benny leans over and looks thoughtful.*
Benny: "Guess we'll have to re-bury her. Do you think we'll have to get another plot, or will they let us use the same one again?"

... freaking epic!*watching this for the first time in year 2012, shout back if you've seen it recently yourself!*

I loved it when Big Lar asked Ed's mother if he was supposed to learn some kind of lesson from her showing up at the hardware store.

I'm a totally bitchin' bio writer from Mars!