Aldo Farnese or Sean Penn? You Decide

Aldo Farnese is what Sean Penn would have been if he didn't have two rich Hollywood parents. The guy could easily be Sean Penn's double. Why MST3K made no reference to that is beyond me although it was 1993 and Sean was still kind of baby faced. This is 20 years later and I'm sure there would have been a Sean Penn riff if this was riffed now.