Best MST3K lines?
Crow: The first movie filmed entirely with a flashlight
Crow (as scientist): I am so lonely.
Crow (as scientist): Let's kill somebody
Mike (as scientist mother): Leon, what are you doing down there?
Servo: Mom, I'm talking to the dead
Mike: Did you look for a job today?
Servo: I put in some applications. Lay off!
Mike: What?
Servo: Nothing.
Mike (as scientist): This is gonna take a while, do you wanna make out? We could play air hockey but we have to be quiet cause dad is working third shift.
Mike: It's hard for him to make friends, I think.
Crow: You know, the murder is not gonna be that suspenseful when it happens
Officer: In all my years in the force, I have never seen such a vicious murder.
Servo: God, I love my job!
Detective: It was at this point that the case took an unusual turn
Servo: All the suspects moved into my house
Mike (as Renée): I'm trying to be dead, could you keep it down?
(in the end)
Crow: The Eno?
Crow: Hey, I just realized they never talked to the dead