PRIDE POWER BAD ASTHMAAA! - Cool Runnings (1993) Discussion

[–] magnetos_mutatedarmy 21 years ago

Hoom hoom. This is not gut- i am replying to my own message.

I have pride, power and bAAAD asthmammamamam! BUTCH AND SUNDANCE- THE EARLY YEARS! DEATH! Yeah, um.... i start work tonight. Woe £4 an hour for stcking shelvesd. Yess preciousss we wants to sees the return of the king, yesss. BUT NO! i wants to see the wittily-titled X2 furst!

LED ZEPPELIN shall open the grand opening of the ENTMOOT............

.........NOW!!
"let entmoot commence and there be peace and cocaine and pulp fiction, and light and jazz and bright shell suits and fooking crackin songs and let us, oh lord, conquer america for these are barren lands here, desolate of the musical talent we contrive (apart from oasis of course- FOOK be the journey!!)"

and so led zeppelin have spoken.

Peace be the journey

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[–] magnetos_mutatedarmy 21 years ago

Hoom hoom. This is not gut- i am replying to my own message.

I have pride, power and bAAAD asthmammamamam! BUTCH AND SUNDANCE- THE EARLY YEARS! DEATH! Yeah, um.... i start work tonight. Woe £4 an hour for stcking shelvesd. Yess preciousss we wants to sees the return of the king, yesss. BUT NO! i wants to see the wittily-titled X2 furst!

LED ZEPPELIN shall open the grand opening of the ENTMOOT............

.........NOW!!
"let entmoot commence and there be peace and cocaine and pulp fiction, and light and jazz and bright shell suits and fooking crackin songs and let us, oh lord, conquer america for these are barren lands here, desolate of the musical talent we contrive (apart from oasis of course- FOOK be the journey!!)"

and so led zeppelin have spoken.

Peace be the journey

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[–] magnetos_mutatedarmy 21 years ago

"Me- you don't have me"

Sadly not. BUT we DO have a sacrilidge. SACRIFICE! Jo0 must sacrifce yo moolah to buy... A MOO CHA CHA CLOCK!

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! -Johhny Five

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[–] magnetos_mutatedarmy 21 years ago

NOEL! NOEL!.........

.............AND Noel Gallagher too! Live FOrever ruleth! Hoom hoom, i now haffs a..ONE RING! lololo omfg, it comes in it's own mount doom thingy, which lights up red when you put the one ring into it! LLOLOLO *beep* genius. And at a bargain £12.99 too.

Whooten, where ist agent Elrond these days? Eh?
And also... what words can joo makes out of...

COOL RUNNINGS JAMAICAN BOBSLED TEAM

???

*Answers on a wheeties box*

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[–] totally_famous 21 years ago

I'm Jamaican

Love
Paris
&
Anna

Member of Sploosh

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[–] magnetos_mutatedarmy 21 years ago

GOOT!

Then i am humbled. "Sanca, Sanca, Yeah Sanca!"

"Do you dig where i'm coming from?"

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[–] Remus_J_Lupin 20 years ago

Irv: if i've said it once, i've said it a million times, cold weather endurance is the key to a good bobsled team. how you doing in there, cold enough?

[sanka snaps dreadlocks]

sanka: ICE! as in penguins and igloos and eskimos and ICE!

derice: maybe

sanka: see ya.

Irv: now most coaches would be giving one of those win one for the gipper speeches but i'm not into that stuff so i thought a psalm of inspiration would be better.

Sanka: who's the gipper?

Irv: our father who art in calgary, bobsled be thy name, thy bobsled come, gold medals won, on earth as it is in turn 7. bring true justice and success for jamaica. Respect.

Ah, you never see those swiss guys smiling neither, in fact if ever one of them come across a pretty girl they'll probably shout ein,zwei drei and try to push her down some ice.

Feel da rythym feel da rhyme get on up its bobsled time cool runnings!

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[–] magnetos_mutatedarmy 20 years ago

lol, yeah mon

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[–] magnetos_mutatedarmy 20 years ago

Robbie SOOOUUL TRRAAAAIN!!!

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