(David Spade talking to those spanish-speaking guys)
"Please, I'm really better with English. All I'm hearing are clicking noises over here."
"Clicking? Clicking? Clicking De Que?
"Could you be a lamb and have a seat? Um, tako uno seatado por favor."
"May I have 55 words with you"
If I didn't fear incarseration by human authority figures, I would apply pressure to your skull to cause it to colapes"!
"You know I read in a magazine that you can talk to me about anything"
"When my species comes to rule this planet, your name will be put on a list, and you will not be harmed"
"Hey Mr.Conehead, I hope you didn't hurt your hand when you riped open my car"
"Hey Beldar, do you have any more of that gum? (Beldar hands him a condum), on second thought, I better not chew and drive"
"Beldar, if your gonna live here and have kids you got to get yourself together, you know, get a car, maybe a hat for that head, and you have got to do something about those teeth!"
"Therefor you will narful the Garthawk!"
"Naaaaaaaaa! Your cone is too young! Where did you get those?"
"Under your bed"
"Wow! my moms the only other woman who can take a sandwich like that!"
I love the Remulak, alien jargon!
"We'er are gonna ignite the grill and char some mammal flesh"
"It's good to hone (have sex) in places other than our bedroom"
"Says who"
"Good Houskeeping"
"I am grounding her for an entire zirl(year) and I mean it!"
"It broke my blood valve chamber (heart)"
"Flesh of an animal that deficates where it consumes (a pig)"
"Mammal flesh ,starch disk (pizza)"
"Don't sire the top of your neck hole"
"Beldar, you've been sleeping through your slar face"
I love that part when Connie tells Beldar that she is in live with Ronnie and he makes this loud, obnoxious sound! It was sooooooooo funny! And Beldar didn't have a but crack, but he had 2 horns growing out of his "cheeks". I also love how know one makes a big deal about there heads or the way they talk. It was so funny when Prymatt and her neighbor were shopping and she spots a display of egg plants and she yells really loud! The same thing happend at the beginning when the bowling ball was rolling towards the pins! At the end credits, this song called "Conehead love" plays, it is so stupid!This movie is toooooooooo funny!
"If, for some reason your life functions ceased, my most precious one, I would collapse, I would draw the shades and I would live in the dark. I would never get out of my slar pad or clean myself. My fluids would coagulate, my cone would shrivel, and I would die, miserable and lonely. The stench would be great. "
(High Master to Turnbull after Beldar narfles the Garthok)
"This is my festival, yet I speak and they do not hear."
"No one listens."
"They do not realize the degree of difficulty imposed on me by my office."
"Power is not easy uh-uh."
"It seems judgement and rule- that is all there is for me."
"You have no interior life."
(Conehead guard tries to give the highmaster something)
"Hi there, why don't you let me take care of that, he's having a really tough day."
(After Beldar fakes his death, and the High Master's and Turnbull's reaction)
"He died bravely in battle, there is no death more glorious."
"He will be missed."
"He will walk with the chosen."
"Super guy."
(The hispanic lady is playing with Turnbull's name plaque)
"Isn't that cute, okay that's not yours."
Is is as if you have grasped me by the base of my snarflees.
You look like a common flabdrab on payday
"Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable?"
"It is a personal conveyance named for its inventor, an assassinated ruler, a character from Greco-Roman myth, and a small furry mammal"
"Ah."
Most of these arent quotes, but they still made me laugh quite a bit.
Prymatt reading the Bible, cracking up. Let's face it, if the Bible wasn't such a major piece of modern culture, a lot more of us would be doing that.
Prymatt screams at an eggplant, picks it up, and laughs.
Beldar describes waffles as... crap. I can't remember what it was, but it was good.
Prymatt: Ah Tang, the drink the astronauts took to the moon.
Beldar: Astronauts to the moon...
Everyone laughs.
"Tang.The drink astronauts took to the moon.Astronauts to the moon.Hahaha"
"Home.Coming-coming.Home?"
"Screws fall out all the time,the world`s an imperfect place"--Bender from the Breakfast Club
beldar-ehhhhh sensorings where did you get those?
connie-under your bed.
beldar-your cone is too young
'Maintain low tones'
"I was playing the RIGHT notes...just not necessarily in the right order"
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Beldar : Time for Midday cosumption of mass quantities
Primatt: I have reradiated leftover starch disk.
Beldar : Pizza! i will enjoy it.
Love these food definitions
pizza - Starch disks *with a warning not to* "sear the top of your neck hole with the molten lactate extract of hoofed mammals"
eggs - flattened chicken embryos
waffles - grid like breakfast slabs
sausage? - extruded mammal fillings
bacon? - seared swine flesh