Creative Excuse for a Topless Scene?

Most creative excuse for a topless scene goes to....

Hey, the guy I was pretending to like found out that we buried our mother in a basement locker after laughing at her corpse, so I'm going to get it on with my wank-obsessed brother while my 6-year-old bro who likes to dress in drag sleeps in the same room.

I hope sweet innocent Sue went somewhere safe after the cops picked up everyone else. Sheesh!