Favorite quotes


What are your favorite quotes from the movie?



"Kiss my ass thats right kiss my f uckin ass why thank you"


"Man, turn around and eat yo big ass biscuit"



"Why did we get this other man instead of the brotha man"


"Because the other man is much cheaper than the brotha man"


I'm sorry did I break your concentration- Jules Winnfield

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"yeah, yeah, i'm lickin ya balls"

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"Man, turn around and eat yo' big ass biscuit"

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"shut up girl, you think youre so smart 'cause you can read"

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only saw it on VH1 a few days ago XD i forgot most of them word for word

"the word hoe can only be used if referring to a garden tool"

"and in no way are you to preform...'sweat of my balls'"

"are you in radio? cause your voice sounds fami...liar..."

"i think gustos hair is too long...i think it should be like me, short"

"Why is a raven like a writing desk?"

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from chris rock's dad in the film " why arent you in school?" chris rock says "it's saturday pops!" "well then go look at a school!"

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"Straight Outta Locash a crazy muthaf ucka named Gusto
I'll fu ck your wife cuz the b itch is a big hoe.
I''ll f uck your sister I'll f uck your cat
I woulda f ucked your mom but the b itch is too fat."

Entourage - Best Show on TV

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"Ice coffee, ice pick, ice is really happenin these days"
"Man ice my D ICK"

"CB4 is not afraid to go to jail, CB4 is FROM jail."

"Im THREE generations deep in gangtadom"

I like every line in the movie, but these three are my favorite at this moment.
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Hows the weather up there sweetheart?
Walkin on sunshine toke boy.

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Chris Rocks dad:

"Dont but me, I'll kick ur ass in front of your woman".

"Then why u walkin around wit your gold tooth, greesy ass hair. You aint tough, there are some kids that are gonna kick your narrow ass. You aint from the streets im from the streets." Pretty Good one

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"So youre finally ready for the big D*ck huh b*tch."

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"Did you know a black man invented ice cream"?


"No, no, no. Now how the hell a black man gonna invent ice cream in hot-ass Africa? Tell me that"

He's not just white he's blue-Nick Chen (The Corruptor)

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"Yeah yeah I'm lickin ya b****! -Dead Mike

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MC Gusto, you gotta help me get my revenge. It's one thing that they killed him on the toilet but they could've wiped his ass. They didn't have to leave him there like that. That's cold-blooded. They gots to pay. They... got... to... pay!

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When Dead Mike busts in the dressing room right before the concert.

"YO, The Devil is in FULL effect!"

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No ni--a, turn around and eat yo' big ass biscuit!

Oh yeah, I'ma make it do what it do!
--Stinkmeaner

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This is from Sissy when the video girls start to walk off...

"Now run ya black asses back to the projects and get your government check and take that monkey ass shaka zulu lookin' bitch witcha, ya hip hop hos!"

*~I only lie when it's convenient.~*

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the real gusto,when he's twisting around getting ready for sissy:"I'm gonna get some pussy,I'm gonna get some pussy."

albert when he's with sissy:"I ain't going down there."


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popeye has ate his spinach

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when cb4 gets arreseted on stage,trustus jumps up & yells:"just throw your hands in the air & wave em like ya just don't care!"

trustus:"you did this on purpose!"



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brush your breath,brush your breath,brush your breath with dentyne.

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dead mike after gusto throws them out of the club-
"I SHOULD *beep* YOU UP!!!" hahaaa
"what you need to do is take your slim fast ass back in there & apologize to the man."

when gusto finds out his identity has been stolen
"THOSE MOTHER *beep*!

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popeye has ate his spinach

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Love ta eat it, love ta suck it
Take a sh!t in a bucket...
Straight outta Locash!

Insert pretentious signature here

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"Cuz the BLACK man has a different kind of odor!" -Dead Mike

Plus his single "I'm Black yall!", that crack me up everytime I see it

Also
"Just because I had the cash, doesn't mean I killed his ass. Just because the knife was in my hand, doesn't mean I killed the man".

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