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Save yourself, and your money.


Poorly acted, Poorly Directed, Poorly Cast.

Save yourself, your sanity, and your money. Do not rent this movie unless you want to go insane! The guy who plays Biff (J.C. Palermo)...well, it's a good thing he was only in this movie, he, to put it bluntly, sucks as an actor.

The only good thing about the movie was the character Summer, she plays the stereotypical ditz... I think I recognize the actress from somewhere....

Run Fast, Run Far, Don't touch.

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you take your hands off of her biff!

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That was a good part in the movie. LOL

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I unfortunately rented this movie from Netflix and found that the script was awful! I mean I love B movies but this was a very bad one though. I recognize a couple of the actresses though because I have seen them in other films. Julie Strain is one of them and I believe the woman who played the director was on one of the Vice Academy movies. She was a very good actress.

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This movie is only worth it for me because of Ted Raimi and he's not even credited as being in the movie. Still I'll buy it to add to my collection of his movies, probably watch it once and not again for a very long time.

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I did not mind watching it for the hot looking women in the movie. Would it be something that I would watch all of the time. Not it would not but if it was shown every once in a while I would not mind watching it at all.

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This post is over 10 years old but JVS491 has good advice. Avoid this one like the plague. I rented this "movie" back in the 90's and regretted it. It tried too hard to be funny and failed miserably. Granted all of those women did look nice in bikinis but there simply was too much silliness and not enough nudity.

In fact all of those "bikini" movies of the late 80's and early 90's were just terrible IMO. Ah well I can always fire up my Porky's DVD and relive the "good old days" where movies were actually funny.

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