Things you learned in Benny + Joon
1.When two kids lose their parents, only one will get sick
2.You can't bet a human being but you can bet an annoying cousin
3.Mike never wins unless he is trying to get rid of someone
4.Installing cable TV is hard
5.You won't last long as Joon's housekeeper
6.Smail is the new word for housekeeper
7.Ruthie wasn't a good actress
8.When you see a Help Wanted sign, take it and show it to the manager and say "I wanna help."
9.If someone thinks you're weird, just do your eccentric moves in the park to make them like you
10.If you make any food dance of forks, one of them will fly off and hit a person causing him or her to drop something
11.You can get around Spokane without a car in the B&J world but when it comes to Sam and Joon running off, they can't
12.Big brothers break up their little sisters romance
13.Benny needs Joon to be sick
14.It takes one bad incident for a over protective brother to realize he needs to let his sister grow up and be an adult
15.The mentally ills have every right to be outside
16.If you upset someone by cleaning their house, leave them an old jack in the box
17.Raisins are humiliated grapes
18.The California Raisins are scary
19.You can drink and drive in Washington and nothing bad happens
20.Benny can't keep a goldfish alive
21. Eric holds down the fort
22. You can fall down three stories and you will only break a leg
23. Benny goes "smail" shopping
24. If you want to get rid of your cousin, use someone who is mentally ill
25. You don't know what you did with the hubcaps after throwing them in the air
26. Jerks forget to turn their headlights off
27. You will find your first love in a tree
28. You can hit on women but turn them down for a date
29. Only eccentrics can get into closed wards without an employee
30. Running low on super chunks is an emergency
31. Joon lit something on fire once at a poker game
32. You have to wear a helmet in the El Camino as a passenger
33. Former bad actresses move to Spokane and get a job as waitresses and managing apartment buildings
34. Benny and Joon have two different home addresses
35. Psychiatrists can arrest anyone in closed wards
36. When you climb a hospital, orderlies won't stop you and get security. Instead they just shout at you
37. Irons are used to make grilled cheese sandwiches
38. Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese
39. Irish have a saying, "When a boat runs ashore, the sea has spoken."
40. Mrs. Smail gives fits of semi precious metaphors.
41. Sam can run really fast
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