Got a Woody...
GOT A WOODY!
Perhaps the single greatest movie song!
Ahem. A woody was ALSO an old station wagon with wood-paneled sides. I’m SO SURE that’s what the song was about, because the wagon had AMPLE room to hold sex-waxed boards on their way to ride some righteous waves.
Or to ride some righteous curves, dude. Hang 10!
Inches