remember Senior Sock??
Talk Soup had a character named Senior Sock, in which it was a white sock with a face.
Theres this one where Senior Sock was depressed because his love, Suzanne Sommers TV show was cancelled. Senior Sock was on a rooftop and he wanted to commit suicide by jumping, when Senior Sock jumped and landed on the sidewalk, he was surrounded by people looking down at him and then he says ""aaahh exhilarating, lets do it again".