My idea for a live-action Sailor Moon R

It would be heavily compressed, with a couple of added scenes. Oh, and the story would be set in a 20th-century-style 22nd century. Instead of Snow White, the girls (and their friends, along with Seijurou and Natsumi) plan a production of Romeo and Juliet. Like with Snow White in the anime, though, the Romeo and Juliet production gets cancelled due to interference by a Cardian at the start of the play. Also, at the start, we see a funeral going on, with Shingo's group of government-sanctioned hax0rs commentating. Then a funeral pyre at the end would be like the one from Gandhi, and the funeral at the beginning is revealed to be that for Prince Diamond. Also, Sailor Moon almost dies not once but twice during the Black Moon Gang's part of the film, the second time during the final fight against Wiseman. Both times true love's first kiss brings her back at the last second. Oh, and due to Toei not letting us Americans see the 67th episode of the anime, a full 20 or so minutes of the film will be dedicated to that very episode. This would be a Masamune Shirow-style shonen remake of the quintessential mahou shoujo series, with the mahou shoujo elements still in place. And now, the cast.

"Sailor Moon R" (2004)
Cast (in credits order)
Emma Watson as Usagi Tsukino/Sailor Moon/Princess Serenity/Neo Queen Serenity; Natsumi Granger/Ann; Chibiusa (voice)
Breck Bruns as Ami Mizuno/Sailor Mercury
Pia Amendt as Rei Hino/Sailor Mars
Ashley Hughes as Makoto Kino/Sailor Jupiter
Morgan York as Minako Aino/Sailor V/Sailor Venus
Keiko Han as Luna (voice)
Yasuhiro Takato as Artemis (voice)
Ringo Starr as Mamoru Chiba/Tuxedo Kamen
Rupert Grint as Seijurou Granger/Alan; War Game (uncredited role)
Debbie Rothstein as Doom Tree (voice)
Samuel E. Wright as Rubeus
Jessica Boone as Emeralde
Temuera Morrison as Sapphire
James Spader as Prince Diamond
Christopher Lee as Wiseman
Lindsay Lohan as Cooan
Kay Panabaker as Beruche
Alyssa Milano as Karaberas
Keira Knightley as Petz
Scarlet Johannson as Black Lady
Gene Hackman as The General
Jack Davenport as Corporal Fuji
Bonnie Wright as Naru Osaka
Jett Lucas as Umino Gurio
Victoria Beckham as Haruna Sakurada
Chris Rankin as Motoki Furuhata
Kristen Stewart as Unazuki Furuhata
Luci Christian as Ikuko Tsukino
Trevor Goddard as Kenji Tsukino
Jordan Orr as Shingo Tsukino
Albert Finney as Rei's grandfather
Emily Powers as Mika Kamaya
Jonathan Lipnicki as Yuichiro
Jessica Sumpter as Sailor Pluto
Kotono Mitsuishi as Queen Serenity
Charles Adler as Additional voices
Jack Angel as Additional voices
Gregg Berger as Additional voices
Jeff Bergman as Additional voices
Steve Bulen as Additional voices
Nancy Cartwright as Additional voices
Peter Cullen as Additional voices
Jim Cummings as Additional voices
Debi Derryberry as Additional voices
Johnson Flucker as Additional voices
Mark Hamill as Additional voices
Jim Jackman as Additional voices
Maurice LaMarche as Additional voices
Phil Proctor as Additional voices
Jan Rabson as Additional voices
John Ratzenberger as Additional voices
Ken Sansom as Additional voices
(rest of cast listed alphabetically and uncredited)
Sota Aoyama as Military officer
Billie Joe Armstrong as Military officer
Jamie Bell as Hacker
Hayden Christensen as Yuji
Dakota Fanning as Hacker
Tom Felton as Hacker
Giancarlo Giannini as Military officer
Aya Hirano as Hacker
Li'l Wayne as Hacker
Britt McKillip as Chess player
Liam Neeson as King Endymion
David Thewlis as Military officer
Erika Toda as Student
Robin Tunney as Student
Stan Winston as Military officer
(rest are just extras)
Directors
George Lucas
Naoko Takeuchi
Distributors
Walt Disney Pictures, WNET New York, PBS Pictures, and Cinecitta
Rating
PG-13 for intense sci-fi/fantasy violence, brief nudity and language
Music
John Williams
Countries
Italy/Japan/Spain/UK/USA
Language
Italian

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"Are you trying to say "capisce"? Because it hurts my ears the way you say it."