Lois and Clark in bed


I am trying to find all the esipodes that have Lois and Clark in a bed (does not have to be thier bed but the ones with both of them)

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Why? lol

I'm rewatching at the moment so I'll make a note of them for you :)

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I've always wondered about this, I mean...could Superman really have sex with a normal woman? To put it delicately, wouldn't the man of steel completely destroy her insides, then blow the top of her head off?...just sayin'

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That's what I always thought too!

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He can control his strengths and probably goes gentle on her.

It's one of those days...

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Kevin Smith covered this part, he wore a Kryptonite condom.<JK>

When the show was on in the 90's, Superman's powers, as they were written in the comic books, made it easy for Superman to be with Lois, as once she was within his "Aura", she was protected. If you read any of the John Byrne Superman Comics, it made sense.

But here is another way to see that explanation from the movie point of view: There are two comments made in the Superman movies (Reeve Original and Returns) where Superman tells Lois she won't be cold flying with him, or where Lois comments on how warm he is. This is the "Aura" extending around her.

When Superman catches the Helicopter by the "leg", it should have broken off in his hand, but his "Aura" extended around it, simply by him touching it, which prevented it from breaking under its own weight.

By extension, Lois wouldn't "Break" while she is within Superman's Aura. Or to put it less delicately, she wouldn't "break" while he was within her.

OK, geek mode off.

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i love that superman aura theory. makes me wish i had read all of the john byrne run.

before we get started, does anyone want to get out?

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well he types without destroying the keyboard @ the planet....so

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In this show he could even type super fast and the computer still registers the pressed keys. Actually not possible, computer keyboards have a limit on how quickly they can recieve the input signals.

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it's also not possible for a man to fly or shoot lasers out of their eyes either.....point was that he knows how to 'balance' his super speed/strength without regularly destroying stuff.

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His kryptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow
sun.

If lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach.

Only someone like wonder woman has a strong-enough uterus to carry
his kid.

Only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom,
but that would kill him.

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I'VE GONE FROM FLORIDIAN SEX WITH BRANDI TO MAN-OF-STEEL DEBATES IN THE FOOD COURT!

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We are not in the food court

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Only someone like wonder woman has a strong-enough uterus to carry
his kid.


Or Supergirl. But that would be gross. But again, we shouldn't judge their Kryptonian culture either, idk.

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Actually, I think I read that Superman and Wonder Woman are dating in some stories.

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Faster than a speeding billet. More powerful than a locomotive.

You get the picture.

ER doctor: How the hell did this happen?!

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Also, look up the Larry Niven essay, "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex". It's hilarious.

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yeah, i've read it and it's amazing. Also what about the smallville theory?

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I picture that scene from Scary Movie where a guy comes so hard the girl is pinned to the ceiling.

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great scene and movie

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I'm afraid there aren't that many, and most of them are in season 4.

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Wow, the dude could drill all night and stay hard as steel. All he has to do is hold back on the intensity and speed and he won't blow her up.

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