old-timey baseball transcript?


Does anyone have a transcript of when Conan goes to Old Bethpage Village Restoration to play 1864 baseball, or at least a list of all the best quotes?

Tomorrow's just your future yesterday!

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*airplane* Look at this Demonry!

That man likes to plant his seed...in the other melon patch

*looks at translations* Now where does it say to..get it on.

*Man misses baseball* YOU ASS!

WHY IS EVERYONE A FARMER?




One of the best skits. XD





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I believe it is, "What ho!?! What is that demonry!?!"

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"My father is dead"

*Conan breaks up in laughter*

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Haha, yeah, those are great. I love when he's trash talking the pitcher (hurler) and says something like 'you should dig a ditch so the apple can be as low as you wish it to be'. There are so many! I'd love to read a transcript. I guess nobody's written it all down?

Tomorrow's just your future yesterday!

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It would probably just be easier to watch the clip, which was posted on here in its entirety not long ago...but I can't find it!!!


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Even though I can't find the clip....My personal favorite line was when Conan was explaining the situation at the beginning. How people reenact old time baseball.

"Some people consider it a waste of time, others consider it an incredible waste of time"



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