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Lines That Get You Every Time?

posted 14 years ago by Jean_Valjean_fan
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My name's Runt, but my master calls me Stupid.

Skippy: But Aunt Slappy, those were cartoons, and this is real life!
Slappy: (looks at the audience) Don't tell him, he might crack.

Yakko, Wakko, and Dot: (to the tune of "Mary Had a Little Lamb") L.A. town is falling down
While the ground
Moves around
We won't let it get us down
We're Californians

Slappy: T'was the day before Christmas, in Winter's deep freeze,
Though in Burbank, L.A. it was ninety degrees

Dot: And I'm Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fana Fo Foo---STOP! WHYCANIGTITBYGDDITRBBITWHYGOTTOSTOPITAAUUUUUGH!!!
Yakko: That's my cute little sister who said that!

Yakko: It's that time again!
Dot: To make fun of the Disney Channel?

(From "Wakko's Wish") Pinky: But Brain, if we were meant to fly, we'd be born with little bags of nuts.
The Brain: Pinky, you are a little bag of nuts.

The Brain: You've left the lens cap of your mind on again.

I also like the second time Yakko tells Dot the story of when she was born, just because of the voice acting and animation. But back in the comedic end of the spectrum, I also have to point to my sig.

Fuzzy-Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy-Wuzzy had no hair, so Fuzzy-Wuzzy changed his name to Ed Asner.

[–] tanya1976 11 years ago

Mindy: Okay, Lady. I love you. Bye-bye.
I must warn you. I'm very susceptible to flattery.

[–] StarskyandChinaHutch 11 years ago

Two words: MONKEY. SHTUFF.

[–] shootthekitty 9 years ago

Yakko: Look for prints.

Dot: Found him. *Holds Prince*

Yakko: NO, NO, FINGER PRINTS!

Dot *looks at Prince* I don't think so.

[–] Willus_A 9 years ago

Squit: Okay, you're the boss.

Pesto: What'd you say?

Squit: I said, you're the boss.

Pesto: Are you sayin' that I'm Tony Danza here to cook and clean for you?

Squit: No, just that you're the boss.

Pesto: I'm Bruce Springsteen here to sing a song for you?

Squit: No.

Pesto: I'm the boss?

Squit: Yeah.

Pesto: That's it!!! (Pesto jumps Squit and beats him up)

Maybe not word for word (I haven't seen that one in quite a while), but it still makes me laugh when I think about it.

"Hogs have futures, I don't."
Dr. Johnny Fever

[–] RParmly-3 11 years ago

"STOP BADGERING THE WITNESS!"
[throws away snarling badger] "Sorry."
"What are you doing now?"
[holding up a goat] "Goading the witness?"

"We're Cling-Ons! Get it?"

[bringing a snowball into hell and watching it melt instantly]: "Boy! They were right. It didn't have a chance!"

The entire sequence with Wakko burping his way through a concert.

Any sequence involving a comically large hammer.

Nazis. I hate these guys.

[–] hubcap18 10 years ago

[Brain is attempting to woo a female mouse who calls him "egghead" with Pinky's assistance.]

Pinky: [whispering] Please, call me "Eggy." Narf!
Brain: Please call me "Eggy..." Narf.

It has great deadpan delivery.

_______
"The sun is shining...but the ice is slippery."

[–] tonymus-1 8 years ago

The hotel of your mind has many vacancies...

[–] shadaif 8 years ago

"I think we just met today's special friend."

"The end of the shoelace is called the...IT DOESN'T MATTER!"

[–] hubcap18 7 years ago

In a Night Before Christmas sketch with Ralph as Santa.

Narrator: And putting a finger up into his nose...
[cuts to the Warners]
Yakko: ...which the dear network censor finds totally gross.
_______
The sun is shining... but the ice is slippery.

[–] eisphoenix-655-672150 7 years ago

Yakko: It's that time again!
Wakko: ...
Dot: To make fun of the Disney Channel?

That one, definitely. But I didn't get what Wakko said in this scene, something about putting stuff in his ears.

And the line on the Wanted poster for Runt in Les Miseranimals:
"Bad Dog. Bad, Bad Dog."

The entire voiceover by Yakko for the Hearts of Twilight segment is awesome:
Yakko (voiceover): And that's how it began.
We listened intently as they explained our mission.
We had each been selected for our unique abilities...
(Camera moves from Plotz in a general's uniform at a large map explaining what they have to do to the Warners, who are not listening at all, Dot is reading a book, Wakko is spinning around in his chair and Yakko is playing with a paddleball)
That's Dot, her speciality: Cuteness.
That's Wakko, his speciality: The mallet.
(Wakko smashes a walnut with his mallet, and eats the mallet)
That's me. My speciality? (voice gets overexited) TWO PADDLEBALLS AT ONCE!
Plotz: Your job, Warners, is to get from this office here to soundstage 64 here (he shows a quite short distance to cover) and stop that director. Any questions?
All three Warners: Uh, uh, ah.
Dot: Do you think I'd look good as a blonde?
Wakko: Why do cats purr?
Yakko: Who's chubbier? Perry Mason or Scotty on Star Trek?
(Camera fades out, and we are outside, the Warners in a golf cart)
Plotz saluting them: Good Luck, Warners.
Yakko: Thank you, Sir. Allright, Wakko, let's roll.
(Wakko puts the gas pedal to the metal, the golf cart drives backwards, over Plotz, who salutes them again)
Wakko: Ups, sorry.
(Camera fades to the map Plotz explained their mission on earlier)
Yakko (voiceover again): We began our journey to soundstage 64. Wakko drove. (A red arrow shows where they drove, basically all over the map, but nowhere near soundstage 64) Ahahahah... then I decided to drive.

It's maybe one of my favourite segments from the show.