Yo mama is so


Fat, she wake up in sections

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Yo mama so fat, no description fit her.

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I didn't like the Godfather, so what?

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You are...my fire
The one...desire
Believe...when I say
IIII waaant it thaaat way

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Yo mama is so fat she's got her own area code



I don’t need you to tell me how good my coffee is.. 
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Yo Mama is so fat....the police showed here a picture of her feet and she couldn't identify 'em.

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Yo mama so fat when the judge said "order in the court" she raised her hand and ordered a 6-piece dinner wit 2 side items and got held in contempt.

***Your head so big I bet you dont have dreams you have movies***

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You...you are so ugly that.....that uh............damn baby you so fine.

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fat, she'll jump up in the air and get stuck

You are...my fire
The one...desire
Believe...when I say
IIII waaant it thaaat way

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Yo mama breath so bad, I don't know whether to give her a tic tac or toilet paper!

Keith Moon was the greatest 'Keith Moon Style' drummer ever!!

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Your Mum is so fat, her Patronus Charm is a cake.

Your Mum's so fat, she doesn't need the internet - she's already world wide.

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Yo Mamma is so fat, she ran outside with a spoon when someone said that it was chilly outside.

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so fat, it's easier to go over that to go around

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