funniest scenes


My personal favorite is when JCVD goes "I just want to eat" with his belgian accent. Its awesome.
Any others?

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I like when in the final fight Dolph says "That's spirit, soldier!"

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I love the "I just want to eat" scene and the scene at the end where Dolph throws the grenade and howls.


I wish I was more attractive, like Dagless.
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"I think we should shoot her . . . in the heeeead!"

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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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"It's emptaaaaay!"

I wish I was more attractive, like Dagless.
http://i39.tinypic.com/ycnt1.jpg

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"look for something hard"!!!

bloody torchwood
RIP TOWEN!

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"I just want to eat"
"I'm all ears!"
"You're discharged, Sarge"

"Hey! Ladies! That was fun!"

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yeah, i agree with 'i just want to eat' - i actually laughed out loud! also, 'look for something hard' and 'is that supposed to be there?' when JCVD was naked, and looked down at his....errr....manhood....

Shamonnn...R.I.P. MJ (KING OF POP), Heath Ledger, Bernie Mac

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That was hilarious! XD

"Hey! Ladies! That was fun!"

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"YAHOOO!" ---Andrew Scott

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LMAO.. yea, the Col's random BS lines: Remember where it cuts to "Update informational computer scanning system." ? Effin hilarious.

Dolph's the greatest in this movie. "See? There everywhere!!" and of course my fave: "It's emptaaaaay!"

Damn would i LOVE to see Mike, Kev & Bill do a rifftrax of this gem....

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''Sgt Scott wants you to hold this(a grenade!!) for about 30 seconds and then drop it'' - awesome

The only thing worse than a film critic.....is the average loser that tries to act like one!!!

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Towards the very end when JCVD thought the girl was killed by the grenade and he rushes Dolph and scores some hits. But even those hits were nothing to him as he was so pumped up on his "medication". The funny scene was after he spent himself on those kicks and Dolph simply lokos down at him and says "Well, thats the spirit, soldier!" and proceeds to throw him about 15 years.


"Freedom and morality do not go hand in hand. In fact, they are usually devoid of one another."

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Sgt Scott: (to "dead" Uni-sol): "GET THE *beep* UP SOLDIER!! GET THE *beep* UP!!"

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