"Please let's talk, we're all humans here!"
.. now that's the best line, and it's by Elliot!
Elliot really shows that everybody working on this movie didn't took themselves serious.
My god, of all the stupid lines in this movie (and loving them) this must be the most bizarre one!
And does no one think Ghoulies II was worse?
"You're a genius, big sister!"
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And "you can't piss on hospitality, I WON'T ALLOW IT!"
I wonder if there are Happy Meals in Hell
I agree, the best line (or one of the best, anyway) comes from the "Preacher" known as Bells. When he says "We need some TIIIME for some THIINGS to happen", and it's slowly zooming in on his face, I crack up every time.
shareNo... the Most bizzare quote is when the daughter brings Elliot back and mother says "what is he doing here?"
"Mom Elliot's part of our family now."
Mom - "Oh, Elliot." and just accepts him into the family. Good times.
"Because I cut the brake line. WILD CARD BITCHES! YEEEEEHAAWWWW!!!!!" -Charlie Day
This is a classic terrible film that I always show to my friends who think the remakes of today are the worst that horror has ever gotten. Some really great lines have already been said in other posts but one that always sticks out and I even say/think it today when I see one of these things...
(Kid-I forget his name-Josh I think?- is backed into a corner...reaches into his backpack, pulls out...)
"A DOUBLE DECKER BOLOGNA SANDWICH!!!!!!!" *takes a huge bite of two of the biggest slices of bologna I have ever seen, causing the goblins to reel in terror*
That bit had my brothers and I rolling literally with laughter for hours afterwards. We were in our early teens too, and we had never seen anything that funny before.
Hogwash. The "April Fool's Day" remake may be better on a technical level, but I don't think you can argue that it's more effective as a film. Besides, as you pointed out, this film is often hilarious, and there's no way that's entirely accidental. Partially, for sure, but not totally.
share"Dear Elliot- tomorrow night will be your FINAL choice. The beautiful Holly Waits or your LOVELY. LITTLE. BOYS. Make a CHOICE, Elliot!"
share(The Priest):"We Need Time, For Things To Happen"
and:"The Bigest Sign of original sin is:HOT DOGS,Sold near the road in carts",
And the store owner said:"Coffe Is the devils drink!Now Take This Milk,And Make your Friends Drik It!""
Killer tomatoes forever
Proud regular of Spidey 2 vido game.
For me the best line was when Holly told her parents she saw the grandpa in the mirror and her dad says:
"It's got to be your imagination, or hallucination. Are you still smoking dope Holly?"
just the way it was delivered was hilarious
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share"Eggs?"
"EGHH!"
"In celluloid we trust." -Herzog
"Is brekfrist ready, dear?"
"Take this. Now you can only take out the contents when you really need it."
"It'll go easier for you if you eat them. Otherwise, we'll be forced to kill you violently!"
"Spell it? Yeah, N-I-L-B-O-G. And we'll be gone a month. And you'll take care of that business for me, right?"
And yeah, I also dig that menacing line from the Priest, "We need time for things to happen." And I like it when he tells Grandpa Seth to go back to his kingdom of shadows.
How can one movie contain so many nonsensical lines?! Troll 2 rules!
"I've been fasting for two days!"
"In celluloid we trust." -Herzog
"These evil creatures can change themselves into flesh and blood humans... WHENEVER and HOWEVER they want..."
The way he says it is all spacey and serious, like he's some kind of war veteran experiencing flashbacks. It's brilliant.
'Tightening my belt one loop so that I don't feel hunger pains...But just remember, when I was your age, I really did suffer from hunger.'
'Think about the CHOLESTEROL! Think about the TOXINS!!'
"They're eating her... and then they're going to eat me! Oh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwdddddd!!!"
"Get off my lawn!" - Walt Kowalski
"Sorry Jonathan, I'm not familiar with the layout of this house yet."
haha
This isn't a quote, but I love how the evil woman makes herself all pretty and has sex with that kid in popcorn for no apparent reason. She doesn't even kill him!
share"Oh my Goooooooooooooooooooood!"
"You can't piss on hospitality! I WON'T ALLOW IT!"
Max-aholics Anonymous. We're here for you.
*~Roswell~*
the set up for "Oh my god" is priceless:
"i cant...i cant move, why? oh my god whats happening to her and why cant i move?! There must be a logical reason for all of this."
arnold delivers.
its been mentioned before, but i think the best line is "you cant piss on hospitality"
and then basically every look on the mothers face was gold. pure gold.
Joss Whedon Stole my Life...and I loved it
"Do you want some...Joshua?"
share"...Think about the cholesterol!..."
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The best part of that whole scene was the suggestion that things got SO HOT that the corn on the cob turned into POPCORN!!
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-:¦:-Oooh, sparkly!
Oh god, that had me rolling.
Something about a ghost that doesn't have the layout of a house down yet is one of the funniest things I've ever wished I'd thought of first.
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-:¦:-Oooh, sparkly!
"He told me last night, that he loves me, and he wanted to come on this trip with me and my family!"
"Evidently he prefers his friends to YOU."
Such a supportive father.
"I don't know where I am. I can't breathe."
—Henry Winkler
is that really your dead grandfather?
yes!
Father: Hey kids, how's life?
Makes me fall on the floor laughing ever time!!!
Troll 2 is a must see up there with Gone with the Wind and Casablanca!
"Good night, dear...[3 second pause]...Good night, dear!"
shareHolly kicks Elliot in the balls...
"Are you nuts? You tryin' to turn me into a homo?"
Seth appears to Joshua in Holly's room...
"I still have to learn the layout of this house.."
HA! Best movie ever made..... hands down
"......and the entire cast has been digitally replaced by Ewoks."