best movie ever

if you think the walker, texas ranger clips on conan were funny, try watching this movie. unbelievable. hit the bong a few times first though, or take a couple knivers - whatever your preference is. getting stoned is a must for this movie. the premise bases itself on a *beep* douche bag teenager having wet dreams about hanging out with chuck norris fighting ridiculous terrorists in highly unrealistic situations - as if implying that chuck norris actually does that *beep* in real life. you would think that it is a practical joke, but its not - it has the same seriously cheesy hallmark movie vibe that walker, texas ranger has. i swear there was hardly ever a moment where you will not be laughing your ass off. just wait for the final fight scene with joe piscopo. you won't know what hit you. i caught the movie on showtime recently, i plan on recording it - i suggest you do the same