1. Chuck Norris does not compete anymore. The main reason is because of ME, Because I would kick his A$$.
2. If your karate team is down a man, just show up to the competition anyway, because Chuck Norris is the alltime alternate.
3. Lighting bricks on fire makes them easier to break.
4. If you are ever bored at school, just imagine having a mullet and hanging out with Chuck Norris.
5. Imaginary Chuck Norris can teach you how to climb a rope
6. Hitting yourself in the gonads and face with nun chucks doesn't hurt that much really
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if kelly stone says he can break something he means it!
share9. Putting on a white ninja outfit makes you grow 50 extra pounds of muscle.
10. When fighting many enemies, they will form a perfect circle around you, and you only need to kick within a foot of their face to knock them down.
11. Asthma attacks occur every 15 minutes, and are accompanied by "sad eyes".
12. Barrys real last name is Mr. Dumpling.
13. Handicapped children will walk again thanks to Chuck Norris.
14. Lee wasted alot of food while fighting in the restaurant.
15. Fat bikers float into the air when kicked in the groin.
16. The magic potion barry drinks smells like sewage.
17. When somebody asks how far you live from school, they're not asking how long it takes to get there.
18. When you tell Master Stone you're gonna break something, you better break it.
19. You don't need a karate gee (sp?) for brick breaking.
20. You learn everything you need to know in life from television.
21. When the medicine rub starts to smell bad, that's when you know it's ready.
22. When Chuck Norris kicks you in the air, you do at least three flips.
23. Barry Warry is a geek.
24. Your team can finish first in breaking, fighting, and weapons; and still have to go into sudden death. That dancing crap must have counted for a lot.
25. Barry's dad hits his computer sometimes.
26. We don't wear shoes on the mat here, MISTER!
Roll the ugliness
27. Be quiet disrespectful boy, you date question me?
28. It's time to meet my good friend Mr. Push-up
29. The greatest weapon you will ever possess is self control
30. It's Frying Dragons, not flying