I saw a piece of this once while flipping through channels, and sat through a speech given by the older gentleman to Alec Baldwin while they were sitting and playing a game [chess? poker?]. He basically monologues about the nature of life, how you're born and learn a variety of skills and lessons, then get older and have kids, etc etc. At the end of the speech I believe Baldwin's character sort of brushes him off as though the man is being too serious, or a bit morbid. I would LOVE if anyone could find/give me the text of this speech; I have yet to see the entire movie but I actually stopped my flipping, mesmerized by what the man was saying. I figured I'd be able to find the quote here, but no dice.
Hey. I rented the dvd recently and typed it out for you. The movie is a little weird, especially when they try to speak Dutch (I'm Dutch myself) But it's about Rita who changes bodies with this old guy. So it's actually Rita doing the speech.
Rita in old guy: You know if you think how we're born and we go through all the struggle of growing up and learning the multipilication tables and the name for everything... The rules. How not to get run over. Braid your hair. Pig Latin. Just all the effort. Then getting a job. Probably something you don't even like like doing, for not enough money, like tending bar. And that's if you're lucky. That's if you're... not born in Calcutta. Or the US without money. Then there's your marriage, having your own kids if... you know. And they're going through the same struggle all over again. Only worse, because somebody's trying to sell them crack in the first grade by now. And all this time you're paying taxes, your hair starts to fall out, and you're wearing six pairs of glasses, which you can never find. And you can't recognise yourself in the mirror. And if you live long enough you finally get to watch everbody die. All your loved ones. Your wife, your husband. Your kids maybe. And you're totally alone. And as a final reward for all this, you disappear. No one knows where.
Peter (Alex Baldwin): I don't want you to die, Rita.
Rita in old guy: I don't want me to die either. And I'm going to. So are you. But... we got to have this. I mean... what a trip. Meeting you and being in love. Falling. It was bithcin' for a while. And OK, so this isn't such a turn-on, I admit, but...
Peter: I adore you.
Rita in old guy: What? My hearing. No, I'm serious.
Peter: I said you would've hated Jamaica. Trust me.
Thank you for typing this up...especially the Dutch part. I just saw the movie again last night, after not having seen it for years....ten, maybe, and forgot how much I loved it. And, I could pick up on the Dutch, and figured out which words had to be "white", "teeth", and "eat", just from hearing them, but, was really trying to see it all spelled all out in my mind. And then, you did it for us! Thank you!