Best line
"13... too old to get tit, too young to get ass"
shareHe came at me like an airplane or something!
shareI thought FOR SURE this would already be mentioned...
"Yeah, and maybe the president will make me the secretery of pussy"
"You may run like Hayes, but you hit for sh it", Lou Brown
I love this line! I haven't seen the movie in years and it still stuck with me.
"Your father's one sick mother. Come to think of it... your mother is one sick mother too!
Me and my boyfriend wathced this last night. Told him it was full of great lines but he didn't believe me. now he's been quoting things at me all day.
I like "I got him, I got him, I got him, got him, got him!"
"Burn in hell for getting' free...and burn in hell for SHOWIN' THE WAY!"
"You come in here and I'm gona kick yo ass!"
The gimp suit is the best though.
During the scene where the Dad yells "Shut the *beep* up!" at the dog,
on the televised (censored) version of the film, they dub it and instead
he yells, "Shut the face up!"...it's pretty awesome.
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"Total....spring....cleaning."
Who says violence is not the answer?
Not nit pickin', but that last line was in reference to Spencer.
I second "and maybe the President will make me secretary of p*ssy" line. I thought it was hilarious!
"Yeah, and maybe the president will make me secretary of pussy!" Classic.
I always liked the line that Everett McGill says when being questioned about the van in front of his house. The officer mentions the van was used in a recent liqour store robbery and Everett replies "Liquor store?!" I don't know why, but that line always made me laugh.
shareI liked when "daddy" sticks a sword or something through the wall, thinking he got the little boy, but instead he gets the dog. Afterwards, he yells, "Got'chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
HILARIOUS!!!
Another funny line is when the woman asks, "What hit you?" And the guy responds, "The damn bear trooper."
Here's another one,
"Gonna kill youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"
LOL
Fool says to Prince, "Your mother sleeps with cats!"
shareI got him I got him I got him....me and my dad are always saying that.
shareMom: "CACA!!!"
shareWoman(while dumping her daughter in a tub full of scolding water):
"I know this water is hot but the fires of hell are even hotter!!!!!"
Damn, this woman is PSYCHO pure and simple.
It's all about the corned beef sandwiches and pineapple juice
I Love it when mommy is going to put Alice and the tub and she screams-
"You got blood all over your nice clean dress that I worked SO HARD ON TO MAKE!".
-I love the shrill in her voice.
I also love when Alice yells-
"GO TO HELL!"
And I also just love all of the parts where Fool just talks to Alice about how crazy the people are, and how she never gets out.
GREAT FILM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Agnes Menure:He tried a twelve step program but he got so drunk he fell down the steps!
Daddy! Never shoot your gun outside!
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