Worst...Movie...Eve r!
I need say no more.
shareYes...I DO need to say more....
Seriously, the Trivia for this film says that the writers/producers/whatever had their names removed from the credits AFTER they saw the result??? What about paying attention DURING the filming...I cannot understand how ANYONE could have needed to wait until AFTER the filming was complete to realise that this was a turd on the face of humanity. I don't know what that means exactly, but it sounds bad and that's the point.
I needed a random innoculation after seeing this film, not to mention the days, no WEEKS of grovelling to my friends who I convinced to watch it with me.
Picture this....the lights are down, the popcorn is out, I've built the mood by describing the trailer I saw on another Video...the film starts....and within about 5 minutes I notice the sound of popcorn being chewed has stopped. Silence has filled the lounge room....
Of course, in hindsight I should have turned the video off, but like a train crash where the driver of the train turns out to be the conductor's pet poodle rather than a qualified individual, a certain fascination took place. Sure, I felt sorry for all of us knowing we would never be the same, but we were all unable to look away...yet no words were spoken. Stunned perhaps? It's possible, but 13 years on I still have flashbacks to the ridiculous ovine-like noise which echoed through the room everytime the main character had a personality change...
Who can forget the looks on the faces of my fellow movie watchers who moved straight past blaming the film itself for being so bad to blaming me for renting it. I can still feel the stabbing pain of their dagger laden looks....the "Well...I'm going home" which was OVERLOOKED, simply for a swift and silent exit from my house. The empty feeling I was left with in a house full of sleeping parents in one room, sleeping brother in another, and me...alone in front of the television watching the credits (sans Writers/Producers mind you) roll up the screen, my thoughts bypassing the obvious "what were you people thinking!!" and moving straight onto "What the hell just happened!?"...
My life was never the same...(until of course I saw Jaws 4 when in fact it was EXACTLY the same as when watching this!)
So, I highly UNrecommend this film.
Check out my OTHER UNrecommended films cos I sure can pick 'em!
seeing as how you've seen it and have lived to tell about it...can you please tell me what role an uncredited Bruce Campbell plays and how long he's onscreen for? is it like for a second or it it a bigger role? like for a fan of his would it be worth sitting through...ah ok i know wxactly what you're gonna say to that question (not if it was the last movie on earth or the planet zargon either) but um Bruce is the man, so let me know.
(this is JohnZoidberg on my home account...sorry for the split personalities...which is somewhat ironic given the lame split personalities in the movie...)
You know, i've had a think about it and can't remember...kinda like when someone has a really stressful event in their lives and the memory is blocked.
I'm hoping Bruce did the same.
As for wondering whether it is worth sitting through...imagine having groin surgery without any anaesthetic and the surgeon has vodka all over his hands and is using a rusty scalpel....and then having to REPEAT the procudure to retrieve his contact lens.
Well...that's not even CLOSE to how much you need to avoid ever watching this film. A goats milk enema administered by a team of rapid wildebeest would be of more comfort than this...
I did however see Bruce in a Charmed episode last night on DVD, so pop out and grab a season 5 disk and enjoy that and try to put this movie behind you...even if it is technically still IN FRONT of you...
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