I was home sick today and saw this film on Netflix, and my health got worse. The only way out of this death spiral was either watch something else or ponder ways to kill Munchie, because Munchie's creepy perma-grin is worse than Hitler and Jeffrey Dahmer combined. I know it's a kid's movie and this message board gets like one post a year, but Munchie has to die somehow, because there are two things nature abhors: a vacuum and Munchie.
shareToo funny. It comes on Epix Drive In today, so I will try and watch it.
shareI would entice Munchie into my office with digitally remastered steel drum music and a medium green pepper/mushroom pizza steaming on my desk. I'd welcome him as a friend and insist he sit and dine while I showed him a CD-ROM of my vacation to Greece. As he'd fire off zingers I'd grope around in my pen drawer for a rag soaked in chloroform. After Munchie's third bite I would work the rag into a comedy bit I'd do with my hands and smother his face in mid-sentence. Once unconscious I'd conceal his lightweight but still breathing body in a bowling ball bag which I would toss into a trash compactor.
It's a classic from my childhood though, lol!
I wouldn't. I'd invite him home and smoke out with him and play video games. This movie is hilarious btw.
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He is probably not killable being a genie and all that.
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