Lines that make you laugh.


"You are a sh!thead, Williamson". This gets me every time. Just Lemmon's casual delivery. As if he's reading a statement of fact from a textbook. It comes right on the back of Roma's lengthy, vitriolic putdown.

So good.

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"Harriet and blah blah Nyborg"

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Darn clever, these Armenians.

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Williamson's brief pause...realising that sleaze Levene was using '..my daughter' to save his own ass...and then delivering the best *beep* you!" ever on film.

I also liked his line before that. "Because, I don't like you". It was such sweet payback after he was abusing Williamson the whole movie.

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"You've got the memory of a *beep* fly!"

I loved Moss's rant, but that particular line had me in stitches.





“We learn from history that we do not learn from history”
― Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

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Oh, it just has to be:

F'in Shiva handed this guy a million dollars and told him "sign the deal", and the god Vishnu, too....

Priceless.

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I have 3 days right..
You don't count Saturdays

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Wednesday, Thursday, Friday - It would have elapsed!

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Haha.... I told you .. You don't count Saturdays!!

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Moss's "I don't gotta sit here and listen to this sh*t" right after Blake starts his speech cracks me up every time.

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..and talking of Moss (again!)


Cop couldn't find his dick with a map. Anybody talks to this a$$hole is a fecking a$$hole...










“We learn from history that we do not learn from history”
― Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

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"So, I'm eating her crumb cake."
"How was it?"
"Eh, from the store."
"*beep* her."

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"Where are you going?"
"I'm going to restaur-what do YOU *beep* care?!?!"

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You close and this whole place stinks with your dumps for a week--how much you just ingested, OH! WHAT A BIG MAN YOU ARE! Your pal here closes, and all that comes out of your mouth is bile! Eeeyah! How *beep* up you are! I'll give you a pack of gum and I'll show you how to chew it!

And later:

You are here to help us! Not to fucx us up! You want to learn the first rule? You'd know if you ever spent a day in your life: you never open your mouth until you know what the shot is.

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When Roma and Link are talking about the 3 day rule for cancelling a deal and Roma says when talking about the rule "I know, I was on the board when we drafted it".

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One point, of which I spoke to you of which.

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