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Things I learned from this movie...

posted 19 years ago by Elianehasty
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* How a thirty something juiced up mullet haired wrestler can fit in a 7 year old boys raiders sweatshirt.

* When you are bench pressing weights you have to sound like you taking a 10 yard feces

* you can get into a fight in one city and roll around fighting and end up in a different state

* Dont open the door when you see a guy and his partner and they say they are cops but one look like a prostitute and the other is wearing some nut choking jeans with Raider belly sweater and a total macguyver mullet riding in a rusted tin can

[–] Dick_Douchestein 19 years ago

*if you're shooting at your twin, you'll always miss...even if it's from point blank range

*huge steroid veins in guys' forearms were very popular with the ladies in the early 90's

*if your limo driver has a ponytail and says he is late because he "had an audition", don't get in the car

*if you have a joe dirt mullet, early 90's music in the background and a night vision mask, you can get past any diamond company's security system

[–] Dick_Douchestein 19 years ago

*if you have 99 axes in your pelvis and run like a 12 year old girl, you shouldn't be chasing bad guys on film

*when you pull the carpet out from under your assassin, a three stooges-like special effect should be used to make it seem like the barbarians are pulling harder than they really are

[–] dankind80 19 years ago

* Dumbbells positioned on a wimp's throat is better than a pair of handcuffs.

* In the early '90s people had no shame.

[–] cheryl392 19 years ago

it was a cool movie
hot guys

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[–] the-bad-wolf 18 years ago

"First person that comes out this f#%$ing door gets a... gets a lead salad, you understand?"

thats from fight club right? ;)

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[–] madbandit20002000 19 years ago

* Never wear high-heeled platforms if you're going to be a cop.

* Never drive in a crappy Trans-Am (Jim Rockford knows THAT!!!)

* When a muscleman acts charming to the female sex, it's obviously fake.

[–] Elianehasty 19 years ago

-two ex-wrestlers can flip a airplane upside down

-one man can always escape a police station from the bathroom where they keep the windows open for you. And a man can climb two stories down a brick wall without rope or a ladder and then climb back up the wall.

-best place to hide a illegal operation is hide in a construction site in a single wide

[–] cole-man 18 years ago

what i learned from this bored is i need to see this movie

[–] MaximumCheese 18 years ago

* Don't bother using guns, no one ever hits anything with them anyway.

* People ALWAYS stare at twins like they're freaks in a freakshow.

* It's OK to wear the same thing every day.

* If the hot girl in the next apartment is obviously attracted to you, impress her with horrific homoerotic weightlifting noises.

* It's ok to make a convicted criminal a police officer, especially if they're muscle-bound twins.

* The back seat of a car is a perfect place to fight.

* The villain is always a rich white guy, the police lieutenant is always black, and the police chief is perpetually pissed off.

* You can make a movie even if you can't act.

[–] kris-langley 17 years ago

* Whitney should have been fired from his position as a police officer long, long ago

* When hiring the Barbarian Brothers to act in your film, make up character names are also the same first names as the Barbarian Brothers to make it easier for them to act

* When ordering Whitney to get your shoes, say it twice with the EXACT same inflection and tone. It MUST be EXACT

* Remember how brilliant David Carradine was in Kill Bill?

[–] DVDLord 17 years ago

* I learned that it's ok for twin brothers to give themselves a homoerotic look in the guys at every opportunity.
* I also learned that the Herculeanesque strength of a man lifting and hurling a giant satellite dish through a windshield, can be thwarted by a short, old villan simply tossing it off, with minimal effort.

[–] jason_xz 17 years ago

* Raiders belly shirts aren't just for chicks anymore.

* Tight ripped jeans aren't just for chicks anymore.

* Mullets look best unwashed and overgrown.

* Thank God the 90's are over.

[–] staticb 17 years ago

* Never fight in someone's backseat w/out a pack of mentos.

* Weightlifters are surprisingly quick on their feet.

* Twins arent always the same size.

* Guys with ponytails are always evil.

* Theres a good chance that when someone rides on the sidewalk....he's not gonna hit ya.

* Muscle stimulators can be used to make dick muscles bigger.

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[–] dacheatah 16 years ago

Regardless of how long a bad guy aims at you, he'll always miss. Also, just before he pulls the trigger, you'll flip around and hit him dead on with a snap shot.

Steroids make you so slow you can't catch a golf cart full of diamonds.

[–] PhineasPoe 16 years ago

*If your partner is knocked unconscious, don't check to see if he's okay and leave him there for a few hours.

*Buckshot can destroy diamonds if they are kept in a clear canister.

Are you a tourist? she says.
I'm not even sure what city this is.

[–] Dick_Douchestein 16 years ago

-If the bad guys are shooting at you and you have no other option, just throw a satellite dish at their car, which will magically hit their windshield, even though you're not even looking where you're aiming

-The barbarian twins are so stupid, they don't realize that calling your brother a "son of a bitch" is actually calling your own mother a bitch

[–] Elianehasty 16 years ago

-when stealing jewels use your rainbow vacuum cleaner
-when puffed up yabel richie cunningham haired bad guys intimidate you more than their guns.

[–] keisher426 16 years ago

* The twin who got straight A's doesn't know the difference between Old Timers and Alzheimers, the one in prison does though!

Buster:I don’t want no part of your tight-ass country-club, you freak bitch!

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[–] bryandeth316 14 years ago

*If you're Corbin Bersen's brother, you'll be in movies like this.

*If you're a hooker cop that over does the 'streetwise' partner, you were in House Party 1 and not invited for House Party 2.

*A kitten loves baby food and will "use the sink" when commanded.

*Nobody parks in front of your apartment building if you wear the same Raiders belly shirt everyday for a year.

*Its acceptable living in an apartment building to sound like you're having an orgy if you're lifting weights.

*David Carredine was really bored before doing Kill Bill.

*Security cameras are pointless if you have an identical twin that's a cat burgler because your bosses will believe that you shot at a 7' chinese male with blonde hair.

*Muscle bound twins fight like girls and gas out at the same time.

*Anytime the name Bob is uttered, you're going to die.

*Its a shame that I've watched this movie so much I've memorized everything about it.

Am I Insane? YES!!

[–] classOFfitness 13 years ago

why was the black woman, a street hooker cop?

[–] gbenson20 10 years ago

Saw some of the movie last night about halfway through on THIS tv. It's so bad I coudln't stop laughing.

* when having a romantic evening with a woman of the night (Bobbie Brown) make sure to have a huge picture of the fire of yourself!