Awesome.

I'm shocked, SHOCKED that there aren't already like 50 million threads about how awesome this movie is. I saw it once back in the day and even knew then it was a rare masterpiece.

I mean, geez, look at the storyline? This is what Hollywood should refer to as Movie Patient Zero. As in, every movie since this one has copied this story. Old people getting bullied. Mysterious stranger comes to town. Stranger beats everyone up. People die, but the cops never come. Old people live happily ever after for 2 more months then die of old age.

I wish I had enough time, space, and characters to list all the awesomeness that is included in this movie. Alas, I cannot. You'll just have to watch it for yourself.

But be warned. Once you do, you'll be sucked into the Church of Awesomeness forever. It's like Scientology, except not crazy and retarded.

The End.

P.S. Oh yeah, I was lying about everything I wrote. This movie sucked monkey chunks.