Funniest Line - Deep Cover (1992) Discussion

[–] jake85-1 18 years ago

that was classic!!

Any line that Ivy said in the movie was my favorite...

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YEAH!! that was my favorite quote as well

see you in hell david!
we'll have shrimp
see you in fu_cking hell
BANG!!
we'll have BBQ JUMBO SHRIMP YOUUU MOTHAFU_CKAAAAAAAAA!!!!

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[–] statum106 18 years ago

"Lissen up sissy! This block ain't yours no more it's ours. So you can take your skinny ass and yo' scrawny b**tch th' *beep* outta here!"

"I'll be bock! You can rent it in your favorite video store. I'll be bock!"

Man, whatever happened to that brother?!

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[–] Times_Up 17 years ago

I knew you'd come. Should've popped me when my back was turned bitch.

[stares]

Ah, you a bitch. You wanna suck it? Or you wanna drink. [pisses on the other's shoes]

[stares]

You in a comma *beep*

[fires gun]

You *beep* bitch.

"Anything with a ball: no good." - Martin Scorsese on sports.

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[–] vindicator19 17 years ago

whats the diff between a black man and a ni@#er.

I was ready to jump out of my seat when I heard that and then I found out what the movie was about.

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[–] 249 17 years ago

Eddie and Ivy had some of the funniest lines..

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[–] lou4brew 17 years ago

shrimp was the best....... but here is the runner up

Jeff Goldblum imitating Felix "a man has only two things in this world..his word and his balls........ Or is that three?"

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[–] 249 17 years ago

there was another Scarface line in Deep Cover......

Fishburne said it to the art dealer....

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[–] stephen_dunston 17 years ago

just an fyi. both lines...(when fishburn said "you know something i dont think you trust yourself) and goldblum's line...(i man has 2 things in this world...) they are both from the same sceen, that's what prompted goldblum to say it, it almost seemed adlibbed

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[–] spudjustice 17 years ago

Ivy as he speeds off, "WILD, WILD, WEST M U T H A F U C K A!!!!!!!"

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[–] baw1502 17 years ago

LoL perfection, there were so many good lines. This movie was poetic as it was halarious.

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[–] ChronicProcrastinator 17 years ago

ill be back just like that movie you should rent it at the local video store.

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[–] idolone 17 years ago

The funniest line to me was when Hull kills Gallegos, then gets all up in his face and says something like... "you thought I was going to let you live. You thought I was going to let you get away. I shot you twice." That was hillarious to me, especially the way he says it.

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[–] Lukerulz 16 years ago

Idolone,I don't mean to come off snotty or anything.But I always thought Laurence Fishburne said:"You thought I was going to let you live?You thought I was going to let you get away?I GOT you twice!" Meaning not only did he take Gallegos'life but he also took his money.That's just me though.But one of the funniest lines is in the beginning of the movie and Jason is in court defending Hull.He gets the case dismissed,heads out towards the door and with an arrogant snicker in his voice..."Hm,Audi 5000." LOVE THAT.So wannabe street,but appropriate at the same time.

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[–] idolone 15 years ago

You may be right man. I wonder if the dvd has subtitles. I should've thought of it before. Hahaha, "5000", I actually remember people saying that back in the day.

What about the part right after he kills Gallegos where he threatens to put the cigar in the henchman's face. Hull is like "Oh, now your scared, now your afraid". Or something like that. That was hillarious.

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[–] activista 15 years ago

Yeah, that last scene you mentioned was hiliarious---BTW, the DVD does have English subtitles--I just saw it today. I also like that last scene where the slimy, two-faced agent gets socked in the gut by John, after asking him that waht's the difference question.

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[–] hypestyle 17 years ago

'Your mother and your father'..

"oh wow.. did they get.. buck wild?"

That, to me, was the most hilarious.. Jeff Goldblum doing urban slang.. classic..

"With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility"
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[–] uncarsenal 17 years ago

you guys are crazy. the best line by far is:

"Let me warn you. I'm like a mad dog after a bone. I'd be all over you like stink on doo-doo. Trust me."

hahahaha... how did they script this??

this is me laughing at anyone that thinks this ISN'T a comedy. what a joke this whole movie is. funniest movie i've ever seen that wasn't intended to be funny.

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[–] Dachunde 16 years ago

No your Honour; I'm a Chicago HO!'

'Only EFFORT, DISCIPLINE, LOYALTY, earn the right to wear the Dragon Doji.' - Oroku Saki

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[–] So_In_Love 16 years ago

Easily David's line when he kills Felix:

"Yeah, yeah we'll have shrimp."
"I'll see you in *beep* hell!"
"Get the *beep* out! GET THE *beep* OUT!"
"Then we'll have barbecued jumbo shrimp, you *beep*

"What's the weirdest sex you've ever had? Ever been with two women at the same time?"
"Yeah, your mother and your father."
"Ohh, did my mama get buckwild on you?"

This movie is a CLASSIC!!!

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[–] stupid_fresh 15 years ago

"Let me warn you. I'm like a mad dog after a bone. I'd be all over you like stink on doo-doo. Trust me."

Ya see, you laugh at that but you're forgetting that the policeman saying it is a very religious man, who doesn't swear. This is his attempt at talking tough, but he can't pull it off as he's not able to swear, and the "doo doo" bit is stupid.

"I know it and you know it. Yellow Dog doesn't even know what town he's in."

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[–] 249 15 years ago

Brenda has some pretty funny lines as well.

When Fishburne's character tells her to take better care of her son she wilds out..."I TAKE damned good care of my son...MY SON IS CLEAN........so am I..I just got my test back...hiv negative...just throwing that out there"

this is one of the best films EVER....always laugh when I watch this...

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[–] BrunoPonceJones 12 years ago

'I just got my test back...hiv negative...just throwing that out there'

That's like my favorite line. I'll randomly say that line to one of my coworkers who told me to watch this movie. As much as this was a crime drama it was a comedy. Anything Eddie said had me laughing. Or when Goldblum left that black chicks apartment and he says he loves pulling black women and Fishburne says something like 'because it's like you're fuc*ing a slave' or something. I just saw this movie for the first time last night and it had me rolling it was not only funny but so good. It also made me realize just how sexy Fishburne is.

We're in the eye of a sh_tacane ~Mr.Lahey

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[–] MarkAntney 8 years ago

Actually "Purple Rain" (RIP Great PRINCE) is the funniest movie not intended to be a comedy.

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[–] hardnessoftheworld 15 years ago

Felix Barbossa: It's a good thing he never went to jail, Gopher, because if he came out, he'd have an a$$hole big enough to swallow a watermelon.

that one had me laughing.

Without Mercy
Man is like a beast
Even if you are hard on yourself
Be merciful to others.

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[–] desifir667 15 years ago

krazy

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[–] rainbowdelacruz 14 years ago

"Bitch, ur *beep* UP!" (right after he made a weird face at her white "nubian princess" crack whore)

and

(Gopher) "He cant help it. Its in his Nature!!!!"

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[–] MarkAntney 9 years ago

You leftout the rest of Eddie's line or what he said sometime during that scene to the Coked Out Girl, "Stop Slurping (snatching the drug from her hand); this ain't no 7/11."

Hilarious

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[–] Satchmos_Chillun 12 years ago

When David and John have that exchange in Betty's store, it's all pretty funny, but then Betty has this line when they get rowdy with each other: "You're blowing my high" or something like that. I always found her line funny.

"Nouveau anal, I think this is called." - Deep Cover

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[–] SeanJoyce 11 years ago

Eddie: "Ain't had pussy since pussy's had you." His delivery is what sold it, priceless.

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