MY REVIEW OF IT
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CITY HUNTER(1993)
(Directed by Jing Wong)
Plot: City Hunter is a private investigator who is assigned to search for the rebellious daughter of a wealthy client. He ends up on a cruise ship where he must save her and stop a group of murderous terrorists/thieves.
Review:
You’re kidding, right? Tell me this is an April Fools prank. Jackie Chan wouldn’t do a movie this terrible, even being more unwatchable than his Lo Wei movies, right? Did somebody slip some acid in my drink or what? This movie REALLY sucks. Very rarely do I get so annoyed at a movie like I did now. Ladies and gentleman, I give to you Jackie Chan’s worst movie……..by far!
I would ask what Jackie Chan was thinking, but apparently he himself disowned the movie. This began a feud with the director, which began a feud between Jackie and Jet Li, which thankfully ended. So I can guess this movie wasn’t a bad idea to begin with, even though it really kind of was. Manga/anime does not translate well into live action movies. Why hasn’t anyone figured this out yet? “Dragon Ball”, “City Hunter”, and “Speed Racer” are all grating to watch because it tries to hard to be the perfect adaptation.
“City Hunter” is obviously an adaptation of a manga/anime that I’ve never seen, and I’m not sure how loyal it is to the source material. City Hunter is the name of our hero…ugh, again with these stupid names. I have a theory that if your name is the same name as your occupation, then the movie your in probably sucks. “Dragon Ball” had Monkey boy(not kidding) and “Speed Racer” had Speed. Seriously, why can’t these guys have real names? To be fair, the original version has normal names. Just avoid the dub.
Anyway, we’re first introduced to a comical(it is kind of amusing) expositional back-story where City Hunter’s best friend is killed. He promises to take care of his relative, but is forced to swear that he can’t ever seduce her. Oh yeah, did I mention that City is a complete ladies man? Anyway, cut to a few years later, Carrie(the relative) has grown up to be a beautiful young lady who obviously has feelings for our lecherous hero, who mostly ignores her. They get an assignment to bring back Kyoko, the daughter of a wealthy business tycoon who has run away. This leads them to a cruise ship where terrorists are onboard. City Hunter must defeat the terrorists. Oddly, the terrorists were surprisingly evil. They murder, steal and apparently rape. Jeez, did villains from darker movies accidentally stumble upon this one?
My main issue with the movie is the humor. It constantly tried to be funny and while there are a few amusing moments, it mostly grated me. Things that the movie must’ve thought was hilarious were more on the offensive side. Is watching women get beat up funny? Apparently the director thinks so. Come on, watching City ogle women gets old after awhile. Then what the hell was up with that “Street Fighter” scene? That was ALMOST as dumb as that “Speed Racer” movie.
The characters were also an issue. City Hunter is not a very likeable hero. I can forgive his lechery, but he’s quite the insensitive bastard who randomly beats up a bystander because he steps on his sandwich. But the main issue with him is that he’s a static character, a character that never develops. The movie ends with him not changing a damn bit. Carrie is simply annoying. Kyoko isn’t much better. The rest of the cast feel pointless and I’m not sure why they’re there. Maybe they were in the source material or something. In this movie they have no relevance. The card slinging fighter was the most interesting character, but why is he here again? The plot has all the necessary ingredients for a bad movie. For one, did it rip off “Under Siege”? Being that the directors next movie was a “Die Hard” rip-off…. Two, the villains never kill the hero when they get the chance. Three, why do villains HAVE to kill all the innocent bystanders for no reason? You’re just going to antagonize them into eventually trying to retake over the boat. This never actually happens though because God forbid any realism sneak into this movie.
You know, I could actually forgive everything in this movie. After all, it’s a kung fu flick, which is why I watch them in the first place. Unfortunately, where is the kung fu? It’s like 30-40 minutes before the first real fight actually happens and it doesn’t even involve Jackie Chan! When he finally does fight, instead of showcasing excellent choreography, it’s played for comic relief. There are only three real fight scenes here, but they all happen near the end of the movie. By that time, I didn’t care.
The only real good thing I can say about the movie is its playful production value. The backgrounds and set pieces all have a very colorful, comic book feel about them. However, once they get on the boat, this aspect is dropped. There are three impressive fight scenes, and it makes me wish there were more of these. I also dug one of the stunts. When Kyoko shows her gymnast skills, I was very impressed. Oh yeah, I did like the “Game of Death” references.
So really, how irritating can a movie be before it actually becomes kind of amusing? I can see this movie having a cult following. Unfortunately, like most of the live action adaptations of anime, this one fails. It’s dull, annoying and poorly written. Movies like “X-men” and “The Dark Knight” show how these types of movies SHOULD be made. Otherwise you get crap like “City Hunter”.
Jackie Chan(City Hunter) overdoes it, but is charismatic enough for me to forgive his involvement in this movie. If he wasn’t in the movie, I’d be much crueler to it. Hated his dubbing though. Joey Wang(Carrie) is cute but her over-the-top antics annoyed me. Richard Norton(Col. Macdonald) and Gary Daniels(the main henchman) are actually pretty menacing as the villains, even if their acting is typical.
Violence: PG-13. There is enough to secure this rating.
Nudity: Lots of sexual material and attempted rape. But nothing explicit.
Overall: “City Hunter” is a movie that’s so bad, Jackie Chan himself had to disown it. I’m torn between a ¼ and a 1.5/4 star rating. I believe it deserves a 1.5/4 Star rating but will give it lower simply because it needs to be stressed that this is Jackie Chan’s worst movie. Unless you’re a diehard fan, I’d avoid it. Especially if it costs you anything. If you think this review is poorly structured or choppy, which it probably is, it’s because this movie frustrated me that much. I simply want it out of my mind forever.
1/4 Stars
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