Harvey Keitel's penis
I thought it was kinda small.
shareIt was. So?
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funniest post i have ever read. thank you
shareKinda fits for his character.. I hope you weren't expecting a giant erection swinging around, knocking over vodka bottles and what not..
shareNow THAT's a show I would pay to see.
Five bucks extra if they are tequila bottles.
It looked small to me too. I'm surprised he wanted to show such a small penis, and not be embarassed by it.
shareI agree. His pee pee was too small. It looked no bigger than my thumb. LOL
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I mean, if you are gonna show something, make sure you have something to show, you know what I am saying?
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Some of us guys with tiny peckers like to show em off just to make everyone else feel better about their percieved shortcomings. Just think of it as altruistic penis waving.
Mark
so this is it we are going to die
Just a thought
It was kinda like in Ancient Greece/Rome with these naked men statues. Greeks were into well proportionned dudes with small-sized sexual organs (think statues of Hermes and so on)
In fact I thought Keitel looked like a statue or a painting in Rome in that scene. It goes well with the spirit of the movie
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I've often wondered if there are support groups for guys with small penises.
The meetings would be interesting.
'I'm Mike, and I have a small penis.'
(Roomfull of guys): 'Hi Mike!'
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That's exactly what I was thinking. Right on the money, dude.
§"There's a free mental health clinic at the corner of Violet and East Valley. Next!"§
Excellent point.
shareYou can only see Van Damme's in quite slitt-second frames in a couple of his films. I think it's there in Universal Solider when he collapses outside the hotel, but you have to look real close. It's probably just wishful thinking though and is in fact his testicles hanging below his thigh.
What a shame!
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