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Funny lines

posted 14 years ago by sitonpickle
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I can see this movie has a lot of negative reviews and this board is quite dead, but Columbus does have some pretty funny moments.

"I wonder what my friend Picco finds in this stuff anyways, *chews* hmm not much in taste but seems really high in fiber."

"And now Mr. Puppet, you will you get the gold?"

"Hey Mr. Swarm, you ticklish?!"

"So, it's a stupid to go east to get east, when you could go west to get east."

"Oh this is no ordinary wood warm, this is the wood warm that told me the world was wound! Did you know the world was all round?!"

"So that's what happened to fishy."

"I heard about some sailors, who feared to reach the edge, but long before a serpent came... and ate them up instead!"

"I who ever I am, clame this land in the name of... what's her name?"

"Uh did I ever tell you that I was allergic to roooope???"

"Hey! Hey no running into the jungle, someone's bound to get hurt like MEEE HEEE HEEEE EEEEE!"

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[–] billgh4 14 years ago

Haha! Yea, this is about the worst movie I've ever seen, but that's exactly why there are so many good lines. Totally senseless stuff trying way too hard. You put down a few of my favorites, here's a few more:

'In there...UNSUPERVISED?'

'O, you sure are ugly!'

'Mmm, mm...That was gross!'

'Stroke...Stroke...Stroke...
...I'm gonna have a stroke!'

And on and on and on.

[–] HellFurby 13 years ago

"He's...he's kissing za little worm!"

[–] yarmen12 11 years ago

You done it wrong hellburboy: "He's talking to his little worm. Now he's kissing his little worm !"

I love Columbus in the movie, but it was also funny when the rats are chassing the little scare-crow looking thing, and they lips aint movin but they you hear one of them say "I think we're gaining" in the most awkward of voices.

It's like the dubbing artists thought "Wow, what a piece of crap, lets make sure the voice acting matches the crappyness of the animation." for that moment.