1,001 Things I Learned From 'The Magic Voyage'
This film can be pretty despised in some circles, so I'm not sure this list will really ever get off the ground. But even if it doesn't, I thought this would be fun for at least a little while. Feel free to pick up on it!
1. No one knew the Earth was round in 1492 - that was just some bug's idea.
2. Christopher Columbus' ship crew consisted of three or four men - that's how he found the New World.
3. America would never have been discovered without the aid of bugs, birds, & beavers.
4. Early native Americans worshiped a gold-plated object.
5. You can travel from Italy to Spain in only a few minutes via horse carriage.
6. People who invented useless objects in 1492 would often congest King Ferdinand's castle waiting to be heard.
7. Christopher Columbus was, in fact, allergic to rope.
8. In describing the discovery of the Americas, history books routinely omit the critical insect romance.
9. Columbus had to sleep with Isabella before getting a greenlight for his voyage.
10. The famed Columbus voyage did, in fact, suffer opposition from a lesser known antagonist, who just so happened to be a sentient swarm of termites.
11. Christopher Columbus was not the first man to sail around the world with three talking rats - someone else tried that first, and died.
12. Sharks in the Atlantic roar like mountain lions.
13. Typical sea gulls possess a tail feather that serves as a 'stabilizer.'
14. After stealing a magical fairy princess from a magical moon paradise, the evil Swarm Lord carried his captive to the most logical place he could think of - Spain.
15. Queen Isabella was a committed alcoholic.
16. Christopher Columbus neglected his pet fish.
17. A pivotal moment in America's history was when Columbus ran across the jungles in his underwear.
18. Beavers build dams on beaches, and use them as houses.
19. King Ferdinand sent Columbus on a wild goose chase across the globe, only in hopes that Columbus would 'bring back gold.'
20. Gyms and airlines were familiar ideas in 1492.