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most hilariously delivered lines

posted 14 years ago by tonyalmeida18
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So many to choose from:

Reunion: Part 1:
SAURON: Look into my eyes, and obey! OBEY!!
XAVIER: Can't...listen...won't...listen...can't allow you to....control my mind...too many people depending...won't allow you to....AAAAAAHHHHHH!!

The Phoenix Saga: Part 2
XAVIER: INGRATE! INCOMPETENT FOOL!!

almost every episode
JEAN GRAY: *fainting* UUHHH!

One Man's Worth: Part One
XAVIER: *fading away into time* NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Beyond Good and Evil Part 1
APOCALYPSE: You presume to attempt to destroy me? You shall PAY for your hubris. RIGHT NNOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

Man, I miss the aweomely campy voice acting. Any others you have fond memories of?

[–] monk420_uk 14 years ago

The Final Decision

Master Mold - You will remove senator kelly's brain and replace it with a computer
senator kelly - What!?... you can't do that I'm a united states senator!

Master Mold - My sentinels are bringing me leaders from all over the world. In time all of their brains will be replaced.... It will be a vast improvement

[–] chris-murray3 14 years ago

Ruckus: Ahoy there!
Cyclops: I thought this island was deserted?!
Ruckus: I have a message from the island
Cyclops: Please can you give it to us?
Ruckus: WIIITH PLEEEASURE...*breathes in heavily* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*Cyclops and Jean are out cold. lol

[–] Cassandra_Speaker 14 years ago

I can't understand why no one ever thought to just wear earmuffs when fighting Ruckus, I mean his scream can't crack cotton and if he kept screaming he'd just lose his own voice from the strain.

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=bL6IwVKuAoQ

[–] IndigoGem 12 years ago

The Final Decision

Master Mold - You will remove senator kelly's brain and replace it with a computer
senator kelly - What!?... you can't do that I'm a united states senator!

Master Mold - My sentinels are bringing me leaders from all over the world. In time all of their brains will be replaced.... It will be a vast improvement

This always makes me laugh so much, so hilarious! :lol:

All of these lines on the thread are hilarious!

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"I never miss when I shoot for a pretty girl, Cheré." ~ Gambit, X-Men #85

[–] peanutsinspace 12 years ago

All of these are great, my favorites though are usually by Storm.

'Beeeegoooone!!'

Pierce: My arm! Blast you!
Storm: I believe that pleasure is miiine!

'I shall meet you at the monoraaaiiilll!'

And of course Scott and Jean or Jean and Logan

Jean: Scott!
Scott: Jeeeeaaaannn!

Jean: Uuughhh!
Logan: Jeannie!!

All of it was just great

[–] GreenGoblinsOckVenom86 14 years ago

In the episode Time Fugitives part 2.

Apocalypse: My beautiful plague! The pitiful mutants have ruined everything!

Hans: When you steal 600 million they will find you unless they think you're already dead.

[–] IamtheProphetChuck 14 years ago

"Tell Cyclops I made him a convertible" Wolverine in the second episode. Best line of the series.

[–] OingoBoingo91 13 years ago

Apocalypse: You will UUUUUSE Themachine.

"I'm not peeking, I'm spelunking for pork rinds." Michelangelo - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3

[–] foxbat725 12 years ago

While that's a very good line and one of my favorites, I think this one's the best in the series.

"Hey, tin woodsman, I'm sending you back to Oz....in pieces." -Wolverine

[–] cowboyfromhell320 13 years ago

Master mold: "I am still plugged in."

[–] mistofojerrie 13 years ago

The Dark Phoenix Saga: The Fate of The Phoenix

Scott: Fight it Jean, use the powers of your mind!

*Every episode featuring Scott and Jean:

J: Scott!

S: JEEEAAAANNNN!!!

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Dude, a day without sunshine is like, you know - night

[–] zack110889 13 years ago

Night of the Sentinels

Storm (with her hand up creating lightning): Storm mistress of the elements commands you to release that child!

Rogue (puts her fist up): Slow down on the speeches sugah.

Jubilee (after seeing Rogue punch the sentinel): Did you see what she did to him?

Storm: Yes. Rogue has a way with men.

Enter Magneto

(Magneto drops Storm, Cyke and Wolvie on the ground)

Cyclops: Is everyone okay?

Wolverine: Good as new.

Storm: Nothing is...broken.

Luna (to the sailor scouts): Here use these wands fresh outta my a$$!

[–] woodntuliketoknow 13 years ago

That had to have been the funniest line in any cartoon ever, me and my friends watche dit again yesterday andwere rolling. here a presumably 80-100 ft robot creating centinals, somehow can sense thats hes baout to be engulfed in water gets up and what stops him....the fact that hes still plugged in.

Also from this episode when gambit charges some bolts and thrwos them at a centinal and he says "imminent danger" right ebfore falling off a cliff

[–] justacoolguy36 13 years ago

So many lines from the first Juggernaut episode:

Juggernaut: "What's she gonna do ... hit me with her diaper?"

I forget how it starts, but when Rogue and Storm are getting Colossus out of prison. Rogue hits on the guard and takes off her glove.
Guard: "You know what they say: cold hands ..." [passes out]
Rogue: "Out cold"

You're not the boss of Tiger-bot Hesh!

[–] wantutosigh 13 years ago

Hoping he is ok, Rogue gets on her intercom and calls for gambit

Rogue:(sweetly) "Gambit?"
(angrily) "Come in you low-life swamp rat"!

Gambit:(playfully) "Haha. It sound like you miss me chere."

Hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBYznVnNTI4 RIP Bob Probert

[–] sannitti 13 years ago

Prof X was the best, The dude just constanlty ends up screaming melodramatically. He's always getting hurt by his own mental powers. And then young Xavier running away from his would-be time travelling saviors repeating the line "It's all so unreal". Prof X was such a wimp on this show...

"I am the cheese,I am the best character. I am better than both the salami and bologna combined"

[–] SSJGoten-2 12 years ago

Storm: "Why must Wolverine always run off like that"
Jubliee: "Aww come on Storm, he's just worried about the Professor"
Rouge: "More like he just wants to kick some butt.."

Blob: "I'm gonna take you all out by sitting on you!"

[–] crazyodamonkey 12 years ago

Beginning of The Inner Circle (Dark Phoenix part 2):

I don't know why, but I thought Wolverine's line to one of the guards was hilarious the first time I saw it. Just the way it was presented at the time:

Something like:
Wolverine "I know what you're thinking. Can I stop wolverine before he gets me with those claws? well, bub, seeing as how these claws are made of adamantium, strongest metal known...you gotta ask yourself: am I feeling lucky?"

[–] GrownUpKid 12 years ago

There are a million lines but as usual my minds goes blank when it's time to discuss them.

A stupid line I've liked lately is from Hidden Agendas where Rouge was using Gambit's last name to introduce herself to Cannonball and when Gambit finds out he asks "So Mrs. LeBeau, when's the honeymoon ?"

There's a moment in either The Final Decision or Courage that I always laugh at where a Sentinel asks what just dropped and another closes up to it and replies " I believe it's the Ace of Spades." There's just something funny to me about the Sentinel closing up to something most likely dangerous and something also about the fact that they're programmed with card knowledge.

[–] joanna164 12 years ago

i watched this show as a kid and havent seen it since and i have been watching it on netflix and i didnt realize how funny the dialogue is i dont know if its the writing, the voice acting, or if it is meant to be funny or not..but i love it lol!!!!
wolverine and rougue have some good lines..

as a kid i remember thinking this was a dead serious show

[–] sangos_counterpart 11 years ago

I completely agree about that Sentinel line! "I believe it's the Ace of Spades" was a ridiculously funny moment to me.

I also really liked the scene at the start of A Rogue's Tale when Blob, Pyro, and Avalanche crash the fair. Blob grabs a tub of ice cream and excitedly yells out "Tootie fruitie!" even though the ice cream is clearly labelled as "Vanilla." And then Storm approaches him and he yells out, "No! You can't have any!" and hits her with the empty tub.

I don't even remember the context of this scene, or who the villain was... But Wolverine's response was priceless.
Villain: [punches Wolverine] Eat dirt.
Wolverine: [face in the ground] Needs salt.

Why would a banana grab another banana? Those are the kind of questions I don't want to answer.

[–] KillerK1991 12 years ago

not really a line, but every time Wolverine yells for no reason as he chases people I laugh my ass off.

[–] JannTosh 12 years ago

a lot of the lines mentioned here are meant to be funny

[–] sker_boi 12 years ago

Rogue: I'd spit on you if I wasn't a lady. :D
and basically everything she says :D