One of the best lines ever - Melrose Place (1992) Discussion

[–] siamsa69 9 years ago

Jake to Jo

"You're going to sleep with Richard, or is it Dick now"

I would say that was probably one of the greatest lines of MP.

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[–] portsguy-1 9 years ago

The one that always cracks me up:

Kimberly was on the air with Doctor Joyce Brothers and she refers to Michael as a bastard schemer and Sydney as his "Pip squeak ex prostitute".

Sydney freaks out and Michael says

"Be quiet my little pip squeak"

Great comic timing on Calabro's part. They used the smirky look he had for his opening fae credit 4th and 5th season.

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[–] Catnip86 9 years ago

Amanda to Alison

"Tell that to the next child you run over"

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[–] OldFriendOfTheChristys 9 years ago

Amanda to Alison

"Tell that to the next child you run over"

I'm re-watching the series for the first time in years and more often than not find myself siding with Amanda - and flat out hating Allison. Great line though, I agree. Great line.

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[–] ajtaylor82 9 years ago

Or Amanda to Alison when Alison is in rehab:

"Legally I cant fire you while you're sequestered here at Pity me Pines." LMAO

"Hey, let me ask you a question, bonehead: Why are you trying to ki-ki-ki-killllll me?!?!?"

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[–] arilicious234 9 years ago

Kimberly, on the phone, to Amanda: I suggest you dial 1-800-get-your-own-man.

Hi. I'm a 20-year-old female, so don't call me an idiot.

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[–] IrinaOma 9 years ago

I love that one!

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[–] siamsa69 9 years ago

Michael- I should have let you die
Amanda - Better luck next time

Amanda to Sydney
You get a new dress, new hair cut, clip on some earrings... bottom line, you're still a $2 hooker. You just have a new pimp.

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[–] IrinaOma 9 years ago

Amanda to Sydney
You get a new dress, new hair cut, clip on some earrings... bottom line, you're still a $2 hooker. You just have a new pimp.

This is the most annoying line in the show. I hated it because Amanda was 10x bigger slut than Sydney. What a bitchy hypocrite!

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[–] sierramissus 9 years ago

Amanda: What can I say, when God was passing out business sense, Jane was in the back of the line getting her nails done.

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[–] Latinfilms 8 years ago

I absolutely agree. Too bad Sydney never got back at Amanda many times.

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[–] Latinfilms 8 years ago

Irina Oma

I absolutely agree. Too bad Sydney never got back at Amanda many times.

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[–] SydLorraine 9 years ago

I loved Bruce!!!!! "I have a knife....sticking out of my back....thanks to you." Bruce to Amanda.

Jane to Kimberly: "I just want you to know, I think you are disgusting. And if you're ever lucky enough to find a man of your own, I hope some PATHETIC bitch will come along and hurt you the way you hurt me."

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[–] Green-Eyed-Girl31 9 years ago

Jane to Kimberly: "I just want you to know, I think you are disgusting. And if you're ever lucky enough to find a man of your own, I hope some PATHETIC bitch will come along and hurt you the way you hurt me."

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LOVE that one Syd!

"You met me at a very strange time in my life"

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[–] paranoja 9 years ago

Amanda: Guns'N'Roses makes you impotent.

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[–] jastrait78 9 years ago

In the hospital
Matt says to kimberly
"Now kimberly don't flip your wig"
Lol

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[–] sierramissus 9 years ago

Amanda (to Michael) :

"I'm not Jane. I can't find one redeeming quality in you. And I never have."

Also Amanda, to Michael:

"Keep your stethescope in your pocket, doctor."

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[–] susanandgod 9 years ago

In the best episode ever right when Kimberly is about to blow up MP, she says something like "it's not as bad as you think, it's worse" and she presses the button. I used to tape it every Monday night when I was a junior/senior in high school, I remember rewinding that part over and over.

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[–] ddfcmp8 9 years ago

Amanda to Allison: "I'll cut into you like the rotten piece of fruit that you are".

When you sleep with the devil, you pay.

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[–] sierramissus 9 years ago

Jane to Chris:

"Michael may be an ass, but at least he could do it."

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[–] cataclysm1071 9 years ago

When Sydney and Jane get into a fist fight over a family heirloom wedding dress. Sydney and Jane's fight lands them both in the swimming pool. When Sydney screams that grandma's dress is now ruined, Jane yells.."correction Sydney...the dress is now tailor made for the bride of Frankenstein!"...classic...I loved it!

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[–] flapjackashley 9 years ago

Alison to Amanda: "You set me up, you conniving bleach blonde piece of dirt!"

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[–] jenk1376 9 years ago

Amanda to Kimberly while Kimberly was hallucinating at her Victims No More camp.

"Even I had sex with Michael and I didn't even want him"

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