Bottom phrases you use in real life - Bottom (1998) Discussion

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[–] Bacon_Statham 16 years ago

and the survey says *beep* off.
from bottom live 3 hooligans island.

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[–] richierichard90 16 years ago

Smashing blouse!

Hammersmith Hardman #3

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[–] Sicballs 16 years ago

"It's just a load of b*****ks"

"Nil desperandum"

"Oh for heavens sake!"

And this one I use on my mate, who doesn't work, when he starts moaning that he hasn't got any money: "Well if you go out and get yourself a proper job, instead of hanging around the flat all day like some vast slug!"

"Annettes tits are great"

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[–] Blackhawk1989 16 years ago

'OOOOOOOOOOOOO Christmas Pudding!!!!"

"We Know how to swear don't we!'

'Too right you Bleep Bleep Bleep Bleeper'

I can slip that into any conversation when I get bored.

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[–] luke466 16 years ago

Intresting...ye..yeah...intresting!!!!

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[–] mslade69 16 years ago

When someone tells me to do something at work i allways reply,
"Running all the way!"

We're gonna find out who's the Thing!

R J MacReady

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[–] ManlyStump 16 years ago

Personally the quote I find most applicable in everyday conversation is:

"Hey, I wonder how much meat you get on a womble!"

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[–] richardson_beck 16 years ago

Me and my boyfriend use 'I think I'll just put bollocks!' all the time, from Culture, when they're doing the crossword. And whenever we have to say crazy we draw it out a la Rick on the Ferris wheel - 'If I hadn't been so craaazily heroic...'

Policeman: Did you realise that paper's upside down?
Eddie: Errr so are my eyes....

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[–] lister_ashley 16 years ago

I don't need a B, becuase the A was so great!

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[–] metalion_sos 16 years ago

"I'm so bored I could watch a whole episode of The Bill without vomiting blood."

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"I don't keep typing paper in the closet!"

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[–] lister_ashley 16 years ago

I look too much like Sean Connery!

But what if I wanna have a wa.... er... a wangle? A medieval folk dance. What if I wanna have a medieval folk dance in the middle of the night?

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[–] Mrs_Twelvetrees 16 years ago

Still, nil desperandum!

AhahaHAhahaaaaa! (with a friend, who then replies: AhahahaHAAAAAhahaaa, etc.)

What the F-CK happened there?!

Well, that's just effing marvellous, isn't it?!

Cooee, Mrs. Tiggywinkle... (when I see a mouse or another small animal)

You stupid stupid bastard! You stupid stupid bastard, stupid bastard arse! You arse! You stupid arse, bollock bastard, nipple wank, turd! Why won't this bloody toaster work? (when, for example, the tv doesn't work)

Darling, We're the Young Ones
Hammersmith Hardwoman #11

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[–] ManlyStump 16 years ago

Surprised nobody's said it yet, but:

"Only joking, it's good for morale!"

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[–] Mrs_Twelvetrees 16 years ago

That's a really good one, I'm going to use that! I'll try to start by using it at least once today...

Darling, We're the Young Ones
Hammersmith Hardwoman #11

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[–] wan_computers123 16 years ago

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes yes yes yes... wiind smear!

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[–] lister_ashley 16 years ago

(When referring to a fish n chips shop...)

Horrible fish? Severely Bloody Ill Fish? OH! *beep* fish!

I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania!

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[–] Mr_Harold_Shand 16 years ago

You wouldn't understand Eddie, different social strata!!

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[–] Mrs_Twelvetrees 16 years ago

I've developed a new one...every time someone says "night night," I go:

Sleep tight.
Hope the bed bugs do not bite.
If they do, do a poo, put it in a Cornish stew.
Into the ambulance, dring dring dring, fish trousers elephant in Peking.
Saw a busy bee, tiddle diddle dee, daddy's an accountant just like me.
Night night, God bless!

My cousin was staying at my place last week and it drove her maaaaaad!

Darling, We're the Young Ones
Hammersmith Hardwoman #11

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[–] speccyboy 16 years ago

When someone tells me they're either tired or can not think of anything to speak of:

"WELL, NIGHT NIGHT - THEN!"

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[–] bohdave 16 years ago

Thanks to Bottom I'm physically incapable of saying "The Guns of Navarone" without pronouncing the E at the end of Navarone and doing the charades movie camera mime along with it.

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I may be a tiny chimney-sweep but I've got an enormous brush.

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[–] Mrs_Twelvetrees 16 years ago

Thanks to Bottom I'm physically incapable of saying "The Guns of Navarone" without pronouncing the E at the end of Navarone and doing the charades movie camera mime along with it.

LOL! You have just saved me from terrible embarassment! I never realized you weren't supposed to pronounce the E! I've never seen the film, but I'd like to see it, and if I hadn't read your post I would probably soon have said to someone "Come on, let's watch The Guns of NavaronEEE!" Thanks for posting this!

Darling, We're the Young Ones
Hammersmith Hardwoman #11

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[–] metalion_sos 16 years ago

I always pronounce it with the e as well, it sounds better that way!

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"I don't keep typing paper in the closet!"

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[–] Mrs_Twelvetrees 16 years ago

You're right, it does sound better...I think I'll just keep pronouncing it that way too! But at least now I'll be aware I'm not actually supposed to.

Darling, We're the Young Ones
Hammersmith Hardwoman #11
Stellan Defenders Non-Anonymous

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[–] MissKateRabbit 12 years ago

I always pronounce the "eeeee" in Navarone too, I always wondered why people would look at me funny when I said it x (odd)

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[–] morgstlc 12 years ago

Righty Dokey Skip!

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[–] thammond-6 14 years ago

Right I want some answers and I want them pretty damnded quick .... although not so quick that I cant understand what your saying

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[–] steven-694 16 years ago

I've used:
'What in the name of Greek Buggery'
and
'What in the name of Satans Portion'

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[–] Phobophile 16 years ago

I often use variations of "steep? it's effing vertical!" when I find something that's a bit too expensive (which is most things here in the UK these days).

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[–] bryanwcoates 16 years ago

One of my friends told me the other day his wife said oh So and So swears by it. so he replies I bet thy say waht the bloody hells this.

"Just my way of getting through the day, the samaritans were engagged"

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[–] emisla78122 16 years ago

Brace yourself.....huh!

And if I may say so....that's a smashing blouse you have on!

Oh just shuuuut uuuuuup (Eddie)

Feek uf u sad paftic winker!! (I wonder what she means!)

That's why I never got a shag!

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[–] lister_ashley 15 years ago

Every day! Yakkety-bloody-yak! Slime in this ear! Slime in that ear! JUST! STOP! TALKING!

Skidoosh!

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[–] perorewen 15 years ago

"Will you stop talking to the fish?" (Liveshow 3 or 4, don't remember which)

"No wonder she's so f cking unpopular" (Live show 2)

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They blew up Congress!!! HAHAHA!

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[–] rayraysworld 15 years ago

When I am reading a newspaper "here we are......sad old gits section"

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[–] rat_band 15 years ago

haha im the same lol

i always running all the way and
and B, well i dont need a B because the A was so great

I'm gonna go Light Punch, Light Punch, Forward, Light Kick, Heavy Punch me some pussy

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[–] VenusFlyTrap 15 years ago

"Smooth, suave, sophisticated - you got it!"

"Foxy stout???? YEAH!"

"Bloody bloody bloody wasn't"

"And good riddance to bad rubbish"

"Eskomos are very interesting people..."

"Nice statistics, ha ha"

"Absynthe! Bless you!"

"Another ordinary day at my kitchen, i hope for Godness Gracious nothing horribly amusing happens today"

"are you thinking what i am thinking?"

"What time do you call this?"

"A poisoned dart gave you a momentary amnesia"

to divert someone's attention "Oooh look! A nudey magazine!"

"Oh Lord, why did you make me so nice?"

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[–] NothingButTheBest 15 years ago

"Just me, Jesus and Mahatmaa Ghandi"

"So...Did you see Emerdale Farm Last Night?"

"The World is Your Lobster My Son!"-Arthur Daley, Minder.

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[–] Mr_Harold_Shand 15 years ago

"And if that doesn't get me 'sauced' to Singapore and back then I'm dutch-man"!

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[–] GurningChimpII 15 years ago

I use Eddie's 'running all the way' at every possible situation where I can use it.

Who can take you higher than a twin peak mountain blue?

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[–] MikesRightEar 15 years ago

I'm always using them.

Running all the way!
Take it easy, Selina, we've got all night!
Good evening, your majesty, I can see your underpants from here! (thats a good one to use when you're drunk and have fallen over!)

Spock: Wern't those a present from Dr. McCoy?
Kirk: They will be again, that's the beauty of it!

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[–] susan-farmer1 15 years ago

" I am bereft of ribs"

Live Life Large

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