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Gordy Belcher - worst person ever to live.


The character of Gordy Belcher is evidently the worst person ever to live. He is an arrogant, manipulative jerk, who lacks compassion and sensitivity. Gordy is so obnxious - at the beginning of his story, he is caught going through the older farmer's place and stealing manure, and when confronted, he tells the old man it isn't any of his business. Cu nt! Even smashing the man's wooden fence, I thought to myself..."Yeah, ya fat cu nt, you'd need three wooden posts to get through."

He is so creepy and annoying. The look on his face when he gives that poor girl the fly cookie to eat. I wanted to punch his stupid fat ugly face in! He totally had a boner when she was eating it - check out the look on his face, it's total ecstasy. Yuck.

He deserved everything he got. I completely sympathised with the father, who genuinely hated him. You could gather he was an alcoholic, trying to escape his sh it family life, the cyclic torment of seeing his fat kid's face every night for dinner, having to eat his fried chicken while that ass hole caught flies with his dirty, unwashed hands. Disgusting.

It is without a doubt obvious that Gordy Belcher is the worst person ever to live. And what's with the classical music that plays while he's working in the basement? Did the director really say to the cast, "NO! It has to be classical music! He's a genius!"

Whaaaat...?

Who the *beep* came up with this sick story anyway? I, and everybody else, is now stupider for having watched this film. Gordy Belcher is a sadistic, insensitive and sickening character, and I award the actor Michael Bower no points, and may God have mercy on his soul.

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He didn't ever live, he was a stock nasty fat kid character in a cheap horror movie.

I think you're looking FAR too much into this!

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Not even.

I suppose you have slumber parties and fly catching play dates with his sick bastard.

I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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Jeez, you really don't like him very much do you Natalie LOL.

Come on, he's just a mischevious little rascal. Nothing that a Saturday morning detention couldn't have resolved.

And the classical music is to emphasise the artistic value of his project he was working on. Everyone needs hobbies!

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I was actually more disturbed by him pretending to wash his hands than I was by his dead fly antics.

Things are more moderner than before... San Dimas High School football rules!

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A truly horrible kid. I too was disgusted that he pretended to wash his hand before dinner.

Also, when his mom tells him that she's making his favorite dinner, fried chicken, and not to be down in the basement too long, and the little *beep* replies, "Whatever!"

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I completely sympathised with the father, who genuinely hated him. You could gather he was an alcoholic, trying to escape his sh it family life, the cyclic torment of seeing his fat kid's face every night for dinner, having to eat his fried chicken while that ass hole caught flies with his dirty, unwashed hands. Disgusting.

I was under the impression that Gordy's disgusting, disturbing behavior was a direct result of being tormented at school by his peers and at home by his father for all those years.

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Gordy was an intellectually isolated kid with a cold dismissive disciplinarian father and a mother whose apparently equated love with just giving him whatever he wanted. if things had turned out differently, Gordy might have thrived as a scientist of some sort. he had the curiousity and ingenuity. but he was lost/hiding in a fantasy world; just as much as his father was escaping through alcoholism.

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And what's with the classical music that plays while he's working in the basement?


My first thought was "Psycho Serial Killer in the making"! O.o

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Agreed. Gordy Belcher was a truly hateful and unappealing little bastard. Fortunately her got a fittingly nasty comeuppance from those giant flies.

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He was worse than that fat kid from Return To Sleepaway Camp. Even kinda reminded me of him, too!

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