To all the nice dead people

If there are any ghosts out there as nice and refined as the ones in this movie, they are welcome to my house. I have classic movies (hundreds), blankets (over a dozen) and hot water bottles (four). Funny, come to think of it, those are about the only things I have plenty of. Oh, and books. I would never abandon you for the living, I feel no less alienated from them than if I was a ghost myself. Come then, I am waiting (just no "part tricks", please).